My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked as a lumberjack but I couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.

Next I tried working in a mufler factory, but this was exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef, but didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker but any way I sliced it, I just couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was as a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to be a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

I became a fisherman, but couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to find work with a pool company, but the work was too draining.

So then I got a job with a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

My last job was at Starbucks, but it was the same old grind.

Eventually, I got a job as a historian, but there was no future in it.

I'm still looking.

Very good.

And now you're a banker...

...until you lose interest.

Well done!