It Could Only Happen In New York City...

A sign was posted on the face of an ATM that read, "Minimum Withdrawal Today-$300...Sorry For The Inconvenience."

As soon as the withdrawal was made by the unsuspecting customer, the clever crook waiting nearby who had put up the sign stuck a gun in the customer's ribs and took the money.

...Unless It Happened In Philadelphia

A sign was posted on the night deposit opening that read, "Night Deposit Lock Out Of Order-Please Deposit Bags in Box Below-Thank You For Your Cooperation."

Are you going to believe there were three customers who did?

Copyright © 1992 Bankers' Hotline. Originally appeared in Bankers' Hotline, Vol. 2, No. 11, 2/92