It looks like an Atkins diet in here, doesn't it???

::whacks Peepers on the head with der weinerschnitzel::


How much can you take?

More than it looks like I can take. I'm a big boy with a bigger appetite.


Did you know there's no Wienerschnitzel near my house and that I'd have to drive almost half an hour to get to one?

we have them all over around here...but i've never eaten at one...


Are they good?

I can't recall ever eating there.


Do you think sometimes it's better not to know what you're eating?

From what I remember. I'm not one to drive too far for food.


Isn't it time you gave tofu a try?

i've had tofu...might as well eat styrofoam


Are you always this "bland"?

If by "bland" you mean I'm a humane, economical and environmentally-conscious option to eating flesh, then yes. I'm "bland."


Do you think Pam-el-a would like me?

yeah...she'd "do ya'"...for sure!


Do you smother youself in condiments?

Honestly, mayo is my fave condiment and works well with anything from burgers to fries.

Do you find that odd?

not as odd as having a discussion with a soy-substance disguised as a meat-patty

Have you ever had sausage?

I ♥ sausage!

Did you think I didn't?

i knew you ♥'d sausage...

Did you know we have something in common?

do you prefer the links or the patties? (Q&A)

Links. I think they have more flavor.

And you, what do you prefer?

i like the links too. the patties just seem wrong somehow.

do you like hot dogs?

Sometimes.

Do you like flank steak?

what the [censored] is flank steak?

i do.

grilled or broiled?

look at the picture ^^^^^^^^^

(pftt, I thought you were a carnivore. wuss.)

it looks like a steak with tread marks!

and don't question my carnivorous tendencies!

I think for dinner I'll fry a two pound package of hamburger and eat it right from the pan

of course you would...


Do you have a Pluckers near you?

Never hear of it.

Is that a restaurant?

yes it is...mainly a "wings" menu but they have other stuff too

Do you like wings?

♥ wings. but never heard of pluckers.

why don't we have anything good up here???