I wanted to do something with my nose, but wouldn't anymore because it reminds me of my dad.




Why does it seem that everything's getting more expensive but my paychecks aren't growing at the same rate?

Inflation, my dear.


Are we all gonna get sucked into a black hole?

It looks that way, so keep watching the night skies.




Who wants to walk over for fried chicken with me?

Because everything IS getting more expensive, and you haven't had a raise.

Is there an effective way to deal with sexsomnia?

Bb: had beef already, speed up your time zone will ya?

Becka: this is a condition exacerbated by reading things in the cooler, so stay out of the cooler and bingo!

Can I retire now?

sure you can - as long as you can afford to keep all of us in the style that we have become accustomed to.


What should I make for dinner - meatloaf or burgers?

I suggest a meatloaf burger, saves time and energy thinking about it

Is the snow melting?

It's pretty much all gone.

Will someone shoot the groundhog already?

Yes - Please do!

Where are all of our BOL hunters out there?

In the woods, I believe.

Do you find it odd that AZ doesn't observe DST?

Would that be due to all of the alien spaceship landings out there? (Q&A)

No, that's more likely to happen in NM and NV than AZ.



Does this sound odd to you: I moved to Arizona from Ohio because it's a state the begins and ends with the same vowel, so the next place I could move would be Alaska, even though I don't like the cold.
?????

You could move to Alabama.

What about states that begin & end with different vowels?

I don't think they'll let me into Alabama, and couldn't imagine being happy in a state that had different vowels.




What do you normally take when it's BYOB?

guess! (hint: begins with Shiner and ends with Blonde)

is it humanly possible to drink as much vodka as some here allude to?

I'm working on this experiment to see just how much vodka a 33 yo 125 pound Caucasian male can consume, and I've gotten some pretty interesting results.

Don't you think tribal ear piercings are kind of hot?

B.B. - Ewwwwww - Oh so NOT hot!

L.F. - Someday I want to meet you in person.


Shouldn't I know by now not to get into a religious discussion in the Cooler?

You should, and also avoid political threads, PETA threads, NRA threads, abortion threads, those started by a creepy guy in AZ and any "news" articles that don't have a link to the original source.



Don't you just love what you can cook up in the microwave?

yeah, but I never learn that lesson either Pooh, let it role off your grandmotherly back

why can't we just all come together?

bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you have to have one of those trays for bacon to do it right in the micro?

Nope, but I have a rack to bake it in the regular oven.



Does anyone want to try my limoncello when it's done in a couple of months?

is that a musical instrument BB?

where can you get lessons for playing the lemoncello?

BB - Yes, Yes, YES! Love Limoncello!

PR - You really have it in for me today with the grandmother remarks, don't you?