You know how things go with PR, DQ - slowly, Oh, So, SLOWLY. It takes a LONG time for him to catch up with the rest of the world

So what shall we have for lunch today? Turkey, Ravioli, Pizza?

I am being discriminated, but I don't care, who cares about titles? not me, nope, I am ok with it



Who made up these titles anyway?

Pizzaa!!!!!!

Nice Southern Culture reference Freak.

Ok People - You are answering the Questions, but what about asking a new question? (both Q&A there Us Granny's are SOOOO good!)

good and hot!

Is there an age when you become a granny even though the boys are slow to get married?

Me - I will never be a granny (in my mind, anyway) Physically - most likely - The baby is only 21, and big brother is en-fianced!


What about you Old Man? When do you become Pappy???

You are old when no gang will have you.

What is the greatest age difference you have dated?

8 years my senior.


OH-NO - Was it you Pale?????

Nope, Pale is much older than you.

I'll bet Pale is a Grandpappy 5 times over, whattya think?

Could be, but I'll bet if he has a granddaughter, she has him wrapped around her little finger and then some!


Have you dated anyone much younger than yourself?

Yes, I once dated a guy who was 7 years younger than me, we went out to dinner, and he had the manners of a dog. 1st and last date.

Do you like older men?

Yes, by more than 20 years

Would you get involved with someone you thought was a bit crazy if he/she intrigued you otherwise?

No.



Camel Walk just came on my iPod. SCOTS is only my most favorite band ever!

Why is Safeway calling round steak “steak cordellico” and now charging $7.99 per pound?

I dunno, but I'm gonna blame the Man.


How long have you had your oldest pair of shoes?

Because if they name it "Steak Cordellico" they can charge $7.99/lb instead of $4.99/lb.


Why is this server so freakin' slow today?

Just found a pair of boots in the attic that I bought on the Via Veneto in 1972! What a great pair of boots.


Can you top that?

No - Mean Freakie!

Don't you know that you can make a monetary donation that goes directly to their troop?

I only contribute to girls over 21.

Do any available BOL ladies live in Denver?

The only BOL lady that I know of in Denver is taken and prego.

What's your favorite state?

confusion

yours?

Texas

When will the royalty cross the state line and honor Texas with their presence?

When you learn how to courtsy properly.


Can we go home yet?

no unless you are in Great Britain!

How can anyone be happy in happy valley?