you'll be ok, sweetie.

LOL thanks bailey

No, I shouldn't be eating this. I lost 8 lbs. on WW, and it works when you pay attention.



What would you do if you hit the lotto for a net of $135MM like that couple in GA?

hmmmm, I wonder how short Bailey's hair is?

do the same thing the guy did, call work and turn in my notice

would $135 million ruin your life?

If by ruin you mean buy all the bacon I want, pay hot chicks for sex and being able to run naked through a palacial estate, then yeah, it would ruin me.






Do you let your toenails get so long that people mistake them for talons when you wear sandals?

No, you should have it on a hat that you wear a lot.



Do you try to think up a new recipe to use all those Girl Scout cookies?

No -- I have naturally pretty toes

Have you ever had your toes sucked?

Yes, but my feet are VERY VERY ticklish, so in the past it hasn't been something I could handle very well.


Are you ticklish?

I've sucked toes, but never have had mine sucked.

Want to be the first?

No thank ya.

Have you ever had a full body massage?

no thanks

where's the Queen?

Sitting behind you, I think.




Is anyone really surprised at LiLo winning the Razzie for Worst Actress in the Worst Movie?

Nope, unfortunately

Which is selling more rags, LL or Jalo with her baby?

can I say I really don't care.





Ever spread peanut butter on your waffle?

Of course...





Ever spread peanut butter on your.................



































Hamburger?(for real, its delicious, with bacon bits )

pb and cow? um, no thanks. :::ick:::

so if you were to pull into a super wal-mart on a sunday just after church services only to be passed by no less than four cops pulling out perplexed by the absense of any other car in the parking lot and seeing but a smattering of people waiting by the locked front door would you think -

a)uh oh. another gun-toting lunatic about, or bomb threat called, or the ".88" rollback signs have been stolen... better go to target.

OR

b)SWEET!!! the possibility of another gun-toting lunatic about or bomb hidden in the store or missing ".88" rollback signs has been sufficiently mitigated, and here i have a once in a lifetime opportunity to cruise wal-mart absent motorized carts blocking all the ailes and screaming kids/teens/parents/employees setting off a migraine! ah - i get the 2 for $11 dvd bin all to myself!!

b.)




When attending a circus, do you often catch yourself wondering why can't the motorcyclists in the steel ball crash just once?

Only every time, but I also hope for the high-wire walkers to fall. So, I'm kind of a cruel person that way.





Have you considered buying a maniquin to place in the passenger seat so you can drive in the HOV lane?

That's funny, I have thought about that. I've also thought about putting a dear head on the front of my car in hopes of warding off the live suicidal ones that stand in the road.





Which do you prefer, deer jerky, deer steaks, dear sausage, deer brats or ground up deer meat?

I thought about getting one of those "real dolls" to kill two birds with one stone







WOuld it be worth the money?