Watch the movie "Office Space."


Was "Office Space" ever in the movie theater?

Heck yeah!

Aren't you in Texas Excess?

Nope, but I used to do a lot of work down there.


Why do you ask?

The Alamo theater here is having the 20 year "Office Space" fest where every ticket gets a red stapler and Stephen Root will be in attendance.

Have you ever had to wear "flair"?

Nope, if I did, I think I'd have only worn the minimum.


Is "flair" really a way to express yourself?

Sure. I dont see why not.



Are all stupid people really this annoying?

Only when they're annoying you.


Isn't it funny when its someone else?

Not so much. I sympathize with them, because i'm always surrounded by people who act like they have an iq lower that dirt! blah.


Can i go home?

Only if I can.


Do you hear a lot of gossip?

All the time.

Do you contribute to the grapevine?

No, gossip is pointless and can be painful.


Do you start rumors?

No, but I like to hear them.

Do you blowdry your hair everyday?

Yes, blowdry and straighten, or else it will look like a curly mess.

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

25 mins


you?

15-20 minutes, but most of that is just waking up.


What about you?

30 minutes. Not including my shower.


Anyone else take really long showers?

That's the majority of my 15 minutes.


Does anyone else stand there and think why did morning come so soon?

I do - but it comes out more like "die mid worning some so coon" until the water gets nice and hot.


Do you think its because I'm usually still legally drunk when I wake up?

Prolly...

Do you ever wake up and your skin smells like booze?

Nope. I do it while laying down.

Are you so in tune with your stapler that you can tell you just used the last staple without unsuccessfully trying to staple something?

No, my stapler and I are not speaking to each other at the moment.

Have you ever wondered what was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

I think it was the wheel.

What do you think?

I believe it was fresh naan.

On days like today, don't you just love life?

No.


Rain anyone?

(I had naan last night with my chicken tikka and raita)

No rain.

Did anyone see Pink Panther 2?