Cocktail, totally.

Fish tacos or Fish parmesan?

Fish tacos.


If you bathe in vodka, will you get drunk.

only if you go under to rinse the shampoo out of the hair

How much is vodka by the gallon, is it more expensive than jet fuel?

Not if you know someone who knows someone who can find it when it falls off a truck.

You didn't read that, right?

I read that right....

Should I have read that left?

Nope, you should have read it wrong.



What has been the deal this week and where are all the posting BOLers?

On Vac? BOL was down all day here until now. Whew, that was a long couple hours, lol.



What's for lunch?

My little bottle of limoncello. I was going to share with the office (which is two other people) but after holding out so long for BOL to pull up, do you blame me?

How could I blame you? (A&Q all in one)

you can't. He needs his comfort drink.




Tell me how to get rid of a slammin' bangin' headache?

You could drink less.

Just saying, you know you absolute lush?

there may have been, but I was not invited and gave up trying to access the site

so what decisions were made, everything looks the same?

well, you look a little different.




Did you have a nice weekend or is that too late to ask since its Wednesday already?

when was there a weekend?

aren't you looking marvelous darling?

are you getting fresh?

don't you think many of our friends gave up trying to post this morning? Or have they all been banned?

because you just wanted to know my first name

isn't that kinda fresh of you?

Nope, I don't suffer from the likes of such things.


I'm thinking of going to the midnight showing of The Strangers on Thursday, but I work Friday morning and there's no way I can be late. Should I do it, or wait until Friday night and brave the crowds?

well I don't like crowds so I'd go Thursday night.




Don't ya think the herds are in their caves waiting to pounce on us?

Shhh, pjs. They can read your thoughts.


You don't believe me, do you?

Who would believe a Pig that talks, unless it's Arnold Ziffle?





What color shoes do you have on?