Today I had chicken wings, so partly.


Why is that drawer broken?

The center support fell off.



Why am I having so much trouble deciding on dinner?

The fridge is empty.

Does any person in their right mind watch/enjoy ANY movie with Nic Cage in it?

I think the correct question would be does anyone in their right mond not just love/adore/worship EVERY Nic Cage movie.

Can you tell I'm being sarcastic?

YES!

Can you tell I'm not amused?

Not really. Let me clean off my glasses.

How many US states are further north of Canada's southernmost border?

Why, yes, and especially after I've had some funky cold medina.


Do you know where the wild things are?

:points up two posts:


Is anyone else ready to get the weekend started?

Here, battling the third stooge.

Should I get drop in replacement windows, or new construction windows?

Waiting in line to get a bus ticket to Washington.

Did you pick up food for the guinea pigs?

Go new. Weather is nice right now. Better than October.

I grew up with neighbors that ate guinea pigs. Would you eat one?

Probably not.


Does your bank create a master log to log the logs you've created to monitor accounts?

We do. We even have a blog where we discuss the log that logs the logs.


500 dollaz?

Yes, but that's just a jumping off rate.


Do you find it a pain to change offices?

Yes, I can't wait until my office is potty-trained.

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 but the buns come in packages of 8?

Because carb-cautious people pushed for that.


Where did I put my shoe?

Up someones.....


Why did you do it?

Because I'm an American Badass and that's how I roll.


What's the most fun thing you're doing this weekend?

Maybe...


Will it be an awesome weekend?

F'sure!! I'm of Mon-Tues while a friend is in town from Canada. We're going bike riding along the canal, day drinking and catching the Coyotes v Red Wings game at a sports bar. She wanted to see them live but their playing in Detroit. Oddly enough, she's flying out of Detroit Sunday morning and back home Thursday morning. She'll miss them both ways.


Have you ever done the Century Club where you take a shot a minute for 100 minutes? I think that is what it's called.

No, that sounds downright scary.

Do people die of alcohol poisoning after drinking 100 shotsin 100 minutes?

I didn't.

Don't you just hate Mondays?