Lil Bit More and J Bruce are in the house. Please check out the house band--The Blues Brothers.

If you guys are checking ID's you might want to verify that it is in fact their License. All you have to do is put in their name, city, state, and gender at this web site http://www.license.shorturl.com/ and it will give you all their drivers license information including a picture of their ID. Kind of scary though that you could get this information of the web.

Anyways so what do you all have on tap, I could go for a pint right about now??

And what da ya want for nothing? All together Now!

Rrrrruuuuber Buscuit!

That was good Dig. You had me going for a minute. Is it time to go home yet????

Hope I didn't scare the girls off!!! Sometimes the rowdiness just comes boiling over late on a Friday afternoon. I'm going to be easing out of here about 5, lookin to take the missus out to dinner.

Mr. "C",,,I'll have one more for the trail and then let the appaloosa find his way home. See ya on Monday,,,

That's funny Dig. Thats the same pic I had on my BOL bio for a short while! That really freaked me out!

After the Blues Bros, can you slip in a little Guthrie? I'm feeling kind melow.

How old am I, how old am I hummmmmmI used to tell the tellers all the time.. "I was a teller before you were born" until I looked at the line one day and realized that I was The day I got married was the debut of Saturday Night Live (but it wasn't called that then) (BTW MagicBanker -- same day as Bill and Hill). My mom tells me my favorite TV program was "Ding Dong School".

The first movie I went to without my parents -- A Hard Days Night -- saw it FOUR times!!! My son had to write a High School paper on it's significance -- that's when I knew I had passed into the AARP crowd.

"And its one, two, three what are we fighting for
Don't ask me I don't give a d**m
Next stop is Vietnam
And its five six seven open up the pearly gates
Ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee we're all gonna die"

Old enough for ya?

Vodka Tonic with a twist please.

You needn't worry 'bout me Clint. Us Texas ladies like 'em rough!! Mosey over and sit by me....

Well, I am going to see the new Matrix movie tonight. I won't have anything to drink, since I'll be driving, but I think I'll take the red pill...

Thank you kindly, LBM

Don't take the red pill, it makes you small. If you are going to drive, take the white pill. It does not do anything at all.

Thanks for the single malt barkeep. I need to head home. My daughter has a basketball game tonight. She is the cutest pointgard you have ever seen.

Oops! I just realized that I forgot to present my ID earlier. Here ya go!

You are so in!

Hey, are non-drinkers allowed in this Bar?

I have my school district bus I can use to drive the drunk home?

I have no ID, so will you try a non-documentry method please Tiny?

Well, if it's on the house I'll take a Peppermint Shot, please! After that, Maria and Dawnie better move over on that bar. But someone please tell me if I embarrass myself Monday morning.

I've always wondered, if I am small, should I be Little Bit More or Little Bit Less??? Hey! I could be Lil'Bit Moore or Less??

Mr. Clean--the Fire Chief just called and said we'd had too many folks in here--we're violating the fire code. Is that addition ready yet? If not, please tell Mr. Clavin to talk a little louder, we need to run a few more people out of here. I guess we could've asked Clint to open fire on his way out, but he'd probably run more people off it he lit his cigar. (That's an irony I had not thought of--in Austin, you can carry a concealed weapon more places than you can carry a lit cigarette...things that make you go hmmmm, but I digress.)