Yes


Can we go home yet?

Yes.


Did time stop or is it just a slow day?

Time stopped. (STOP! HAMMERTIME)

Is it wrong to hate myself for the M.C. Hammer reference?

Only if you are wearing balloon pants.

Anybody interested in the Kentucky Derby?

Only the crazy hats!

Ever won any money betting on horses?

Absolutely--$2,000 in one race was my best.

Ever seen live horse racing?

pretty obvious answer there.

you seen a dead horse racing, raitchjay?

There's live racing and watching it on TV (not live).

You see what i mean?

maybe.

you up for a little joshin'?

absolutely.

would you wear a big hat at the derby?

i always say: the bigger the better!

did you know my brother will be MCing part of the entertainment at preakness?

Yes, of course i knew that. (not)

Did you see the year at the Preakness where a drunk ran out on the track and tried to punch a horse?

HA! NO, but...

you wanna guess what i'm looking up on youtube tonight?

It was actually an undercard race...try "fan tries to punch Artax at Pimlico".

Can you get me tickets to the Preakness?

thanks for the tip.
alas, no.

do you like
Genesis?
soccer?
quadstackers?
TeamAmerica?

(i'm trying to size you up)

The first book of the Bible and the group are both ok in my book; i would not watch an MLS game but thoroughly enjoy the World Cup; i'm sorry to say i don't think i know what a quadstacker is (unless it's a 4 high burger, in which case, i don't eat lots of burgers anymore); TeamAmerica, not sure what sport we are talking about, but i'm not a pinko-commie, so sure.

What size am i?

::inhales sharply through front teeth::
can't give you more than a medium.

are we still good?
::fistbump::

Sure.

Can you expound on my answers?

welllllll.... ok

genesis - ALWAYS refers to the band because the LAST place you want to be is in a bible debate on BOL oh, and FTR, genesis blows.

soccer - it's inherently awesome. PLUS the best crowd fights EVER! and do i have to mention - GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

quadstackers - would show an appreciation of eating crpp for crpp's sake. IOW, stop thinking and eat a damn burger just because it tastes good.

TeamAmerica - gotta be the funniest of your answers! you gotta netflix it. seriously. but maybe not. i don't know you that well. hmm. this is a toughie.


SO - is it gonna freakin snow again this weekend?

Genesis and Phil Collins run together for me: songs like sussudio and tonight, tonight do indeed blow; older songs like lonely man on the corner are ok, thus my answer; sorry, i don't care anything about D.C. United and the Nashville Rednecks, but Zinedine Zidane head-butting a German is cool; the reason i don't eat many burgers anymore is not a matter of thinking long and hard about them; i just find that the majority of fast food burgers suck; and i'm taking it that TeamAmerica is a movie; i've seen 17 movies and i watch them over and over again in an endless loop. (It's gonna rain for the rest of your life--Groundhog Day)

Was that too much information?

nope. just right.

did you post under any other names?

No.

Should I?

eh, many people do.

should i change my av?

I do not know what an av is, unfortunately.

Should i know what an av is?

av = avatar = mine is dated
i have to be a good wifey now and go home to cook dinner.
TTFN