No, because it's so horribly cold here in Phx during the winter that the triple digit summer heat is welcome. I loves it!!!


Why do people think it's strange that I don't use my car's AC in the summer?

Not to happy....

Where do I need to go if I want the temp to be btw 60 and 80?

3:15 a.m.


Why did I need to find that out, only to be stuck not wanting to know that which I found out?

Because!


Why can't the 95+ weather stay down south in Texas, etc where it belongs?

I dunno, but I wish it would.

How hot is it going to get today?

We're in the 98-100 range depending on which weather report you listen to.

You?

Same.

Did you go swimming this past weekend?

No - But did go to see Sex & the City (movie theaters are COOL!)

Have you seen it?

Nope, not a fan.

Do you watch Family Guy?

only all the time.

would it be wrong to mention the "pickle" episode and that it's quite possibly the funniest writing ever?

No, that show just kills me.


So, why DOES Bailey. have some many mosquito bites?

because i'm so sweet, of course.





why can't i stop laughing now?

very funny quotes from Family Guy

"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."
- Peter in Family Guy, Loaded Weapons

"I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it."
"Butter's in the fridge!"
- Peter and Quagmire in Family Guy, Viewer mail #1

"Good, I don't have to cook."
"Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty."
- Lois and Peter in From Method to Madness

"Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date?"
"The same thing that always happens, she was an idiot."
- Peter and Brian in Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows

"By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins."
- Stewie in A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

"For me? Please?"
"All right, all right, but you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe, open mouth, no matter how drunk I am."
- Lois and Peter in A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

"You don't have to quit the force. I mean, you could get a desk job. Eh? You could be a desk."
- Peter in Ready, Willing and Disabled

"What's a library, dad?"
"Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM."
- Chris and Peter in Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?

"I'm gonna go bang my girlfriend and then I'm gonna kill Chris Griffin!"
"Good lord! Can he really say "bang my girlfriend" on TV?"
- Robber and Stewie in To Live and Die in Dixie

"Are you gonna miss me?"
"Only until I go to the newsstand and buy a Hustler."
- Lois and Peter in A Fish Out of Water

"Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?"
"Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes."
- Brian and Peter in A Fish Out of Water

"Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside."
- Stewie in The Kiss Seen Around the World

"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
- Peter in Lethal Weapons

"Everybody! Guess what I am?"
"Hmm, the end result of a drunken back seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?"
- Meg and Stewie in And the Wiener is

"Here's to our wives! They may not be as hot as the women you see on TV, or as entertaining, but, um ... y'know, I don't know where I'm going with this, but thanks anyway."
- Peter in One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

"Dad, what's the blow-hole for?"
"I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."
- Chris and Peter in Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

"Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk."
- Stewie in Brian Does Hollywood

"You're drunk again."
"No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking."
- Lois and Peter in Wasted Talent

"Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery."
- Peter in Wasted Talent

"Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different."
"Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells."
- Lois and Stewie in Story on Page 1

"He's tasting victory. I bet it tastes good, like salt-water taffy or a Chunky."
- Cleveland in Wasted Talent

"See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences."
- Peter in The Story on Page 1

"A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes."
- Peter in There's Something About Paulie

"I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal."
- Peter in Let's Go to the Hop

"I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection."
- Brian in Road to Rhode Island

"Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
- Stewie in I am Peter, Hear me Roar

"What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!"
- Stewie in Love Thy Trophy

Stewie, did you unhook mommy's bra?
- Lois in Brian in Love

"I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time."
- Peter in DaBoom

"Kids, your grandfather's ears are not gross and they are certainly not an enchanted forest."
- Lois in Holy [censored]

"Your aunt Marguerite is probably laughing at me while she's burning in [censored], may she rest in peace."
- Peter in Peter, Peter Caviar Eater

"For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!"
- Stewie in Mind Over Murder

another fav is the episode brian and stewie went drinking in the bar, and brian saved up all the olives for lois. ok now i have to go play in another browser...

why did you have to distract me like that, dq?

because she's the Devil Queen and that's what devils do - they tempt and distract and...................muwahahahahahahaha!!!!


Should I do BSA or CIP - can't make up my mind today?\
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Neither. They'll still be there tomorrow.

Do you dislike Mondays as much as I do?

Yes, but perhaps a little more.


Do we really have to wait another month for a 3-day weekend???

Because that's the way it is.

Did you know that Friday is the 13th?

Because my job bites and I can't take time off because one of the other three people in the office already took off those days.

Should I just find another job already?

I don't know...Debbie might get mad!




do you think I should be a bit upset because my son didn't come over and help put the pool steps in Sunday?

It's a toss up between these three as my favorites.

Is something missing here or is it just me?