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#1509438 - 02/11/11 10:19 PM
Re: Random Kindness Bar
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In a former life, my name was Jack. I was a curious young lad and I decided to climb a tree one day. Lo and behold, I met a giant at the top of that tree, which somehow landed me on a cloud. I never caught his name, but he had to be about 73'8" tall. I went to hug him and picked him up for a full body contact sort of bro-hug, but my upper body strength wasn't quite what it should have been and I dropped my big buddy. He fell through the clouds (which I found peculiar, as that same cloud bore the weight of an immense castle) and plummeted to his death. I'll never forgive my former self for letting the greatest friend slip though my fingers, but at 73 feet and 8 inches, I have y'all bet. I win, again.
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#1509451 - 02/11/11 10:34 PM
Re: Random Kindness Bar
Bacon Boy
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lost in compliance land
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Time for a drink to start the weekend How about a second to celebrate that the boss just left for vacation?? When the cat is a away the mice will play !!
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#1509456 - 02/11/11 10:44 PM
Re: Random Kindness Bar
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The psych ward
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I remember one Chantix nightmare:
Last night I dreamt I was at a house that somewhat resembled my in-laws former house on Spanaway lake. It was very late and I wanted to go to sleep. I was walking down the hallway and stepped over a very large pile of dog poop on the rug. I briefly thought about cleaning up the mess, but opted to ignore it and let someone else deal with it.
Further down the hall, the next rug had a corndog with one bite taken out of it lying in a pool of mustard. I stepped over it. The hallway had several open doors, but none of the rooms looked like my bedroom (not that I ever had my own bedroom at my in-laws). I remember looking through one door and seeing my MIL doing laundry. I turned around and walked out the front door.
Suddenly, it was early morning and I was no longer tired. I looked up at the sky and the clouds resembled shards of shattered mirror. As the clouds began falling into the lake, they turned into prisms and emitted rainbows of colored light. Fireworks shot out of the water when the clouds hit.
The falling clouds caused the water to be very muddy and turbulent. Waves would wash across the street as each cloud hit. I was safe from the water because my in-laws former house sat on a small hill. I noticed there were a group of boy scouts and they were craning their necks looking at the lake. I looked at the churning, muddy water and saw several manlike amphibians rising from the water (they looked like the Creature from the Black Lagoon). They were headed for the shore. Someone screamed.
I arose and headed for the house so I could hide. I encountered many steps leading to the front door. I looked over my shoulder and saw the creatures coming closer and closer to shore. I tried to climb the steps, but my legs would not work.
Then I woke up. Now, if I had this type of dream last week I would have blamed the Nyquil, so I’m not sure why I dreamt this or what it means.
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#1509485 - 02/11/11 11:43 PM
Re: Random Kindness Bar
Peach
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Easy Street
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::chases after Peach::
Huggie time!!!
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#1509493 - 02/11/11 11:55 PM
Re: Random Kindness Bar
bOaty
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Chillin an grillin
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I just looked up Chantix. Imagine my relief to find that Freak is not suffering from depression or STDs.
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#1509581 - 02/14/11 01:42 PM
Re: Random Kindness Bar
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Yep, she trapped me fair and square. :sigh: BTW, I kinda like your pup. Thanks!!
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#1509588 - 02/14/11 01:54 PM
Re: Random Kindness Bar
QCL
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out of the frying pan...
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<--5'4" if I stand up really straight. My college boyfriend was 6'4"....we looked odd together. Evil twin, you are doing it again. <---5'4" married to a guy that is 6'4" - I wear lots of heels OK, this is getting downright scary. At least I married a short(er) guy though. He's only 5'10".
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#1513965 - 02/24/11 02:47 PM
Re: Random Kindness Bar
Bailey.
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Quadrupletville, Texas
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I brought breakfast for the accounting dept. today to spread some kindness around........
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#1513986 - 02/24/11 03:06 PM
Re: Random Kindness Bar
Retired DQ
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Quadrupletville, Texas
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<<<<<<It wasn't me.
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#1514032 - 02/24/11 03:37 PM
Re: Random Kindness Bar
Pup
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Not prison
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Spend some time with someone who is having a tough time. You could make everything better. The next round is on me.
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#1514045 - 02/24/11 03:46 PM
Re: Random Kindness Bar
bOaty
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I just suggested someone needed a new heart. Proverbially speaking, of course.
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