That doesn't sound too bad. Keeps you from drinking too much during the day so you can enjoy your evening!

fixed

Fixed

it's 5:00, St Patty's weekend, and I need a Smithwick's!

Slainte everyone!

Premature evacuator....

Its only 4:58...

now that's just funny

Just use this clock.

I'll have a Tullamore Dew, please barkeep, with a wee chaser of Smithwick's. Faith and begorrah, that's good stuff, Paddy!

May there always be work for your hands to do.
May your purse always hold a coin or two.
May you be poor in misfortune
May you be rich in blessings
May you be slow to make enemies
May you be quick to make friends.

Slainte!

And don't be touching me lucky charms! :missing BOL Irish Jig smiley:

My grandmother always loved this one:

Health and a long life to ye! (raise glass and drink)
Land without rent to ye! (raise glass and drink)
A child every year to ye! (raise glass and drink)
And if ye cain't get to heaven, may ye at least die in Ireland!
(general cheering and ruckus, drain the pint glass).

Ooooooo Smithwick's!!!!

Mmm...Corona Light!!