Because working in compliance is akin to being dead?

Or that you'd be better off dead than in compliance?

Or that this is *[censored]*?

I give up on being productive today.

I just bought an '08 Jeep Wrangler last week and drove to work with the top off today!! May hair was quite wind blown when I got here and it was a chilly 52 degrees on the drive in but well worth it!! 78 and beautiful for the ride home!

yay!

come to the dark side and have a margarita with me!

they serve margaritas in heck?

taking a break from that exhausting BSA work/consulting?

no...i'm still working

When selecting a urologist, it would be very helpful if their ring size were listed next to their name in the yellow pages

i don't get it

You shouldn't......

Sounds like TJ had a bad experience...that we don't want to hear the details of!

Man Hands!

It's difficult to relax when your doctor looks like he's wearing one of those big foam fingers that you see at football games but it's actually just his hand.

Think how you would feel if he was your proctologist.

Not sure how that would make a difference. He does my annual prostate exam.

[Public Service Announcer voice] Men over 40 should have annual prostate screenings and PSA blood screenings, if not for themselves, for the ones who love them. [/Public Service Announcer voice]

*bump*

for anyone whose day today is Wednesday

Would someone mind letting this VP know that just because I sit outside his office, that does not make me his secretary?

kthxbai

If you get me a cup of coffee, I'll write him a memo. If you would be a dear and proof read it and type it up that would be great. Just drop it off on my desk after you pick up my dry cleaning and bring back my lunch and I'll sign it.

But you sit right outside of my office, so you must be my Admin. Mani!

That's my minion's job description!

::spits in TJ's coffee::

Here you go.

::pulls back TJs coffee and gives Mani some Miralax to stir in::