an oakland raiders t-shirt to a wedding!?!??

Fairly recently and somewhat gradually.

That's better than wearing a Cincinnati Bengals T-shirt.

I love really long walks....especially when they are taken by two people that really annoy me!

The last wedding I went to (somebodies aroiund here ), I wore white linen dress slacks, a bright yellow shirt, a black blazer, with a yellow silk pocket square.......and bight yellow, green, black and white running shoes with orange laces!

Reminds me of the quote: Walk a mile in someone else's shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

::notices Miscuit in the corner trying to play 'Chopsticks'::

i mastered that some time ago

i'm now working on Heart and Soul, thank you very much

<---- is getting


I gotta go cool off, I'll be right Bach.

<<was not in chior or band. Seriously people...all the cool kids were athletes.

(but I did take piano lessons for 7 years and also wished I could play by ear)

Just tell us where you'll be Haydn, in case we need you.

And try not to fly off the Handel, will ya?

<---- was an athlete too (played tennis)


hmmmm...i sound kinda screwed up

^^^could have been the next Williams sister had she practiced more^^^

my backhand was my downfall

The coolest kids were good enough to multi-task and do it all, while getting straight A's and having no social life!

<----- my second serve kills me!

well if you had a first serve, you wouldn't need a second

Deek's second swerve generally gets her in trouble

<< show choir

Translation: We had fancy sequined vests and danced while we sang.

a/k/a strippers.

strippers sing?

strippers are only a certain number of dollars away from doing just about anything