We had hundreds of helicopters fall in our yard from the maple tree across the street. With all the rain, we now have tiny maple trees popping up everywhere.

FACT: Freshly laundered towels might smell and look nice, but if they were washed with underwear, they could be contaminated with feces.



I did not need to read that

We call the giant dragon flies, copters.

::faints::

3 words Freak...... Tide with bleach!

Also: Sanitation wash cycle

simple solution, never wash your underwear

::flops over...faints again::

Or do like my nephew and some of his college buddies...when you run out of clean underwear, go buy more!!

The hot dog stands has got no ketchup.

See--I knew there had to be a work around (wife won't let me do laundry)! Thanks...I feel better.

::makes note to check out laundry detergent situation at home after work::

Reminds me of when the wife was out of town and I asked the gals in accounting how much bleach would one use when washing one's underpants. They told me that I should probably use at least a couple cups. Just for the record two cups is too much.

I would love to buy Freak an ALS (Alternate Light Source) just to take to hotels with him.
Dude, you would never touch any surface in a hotel/motel without gloves on again!

Muahahahahahahaha!

Good Lord, it is difficult to post humorously in this man's water cooler, just sayin'.....

Does anyone really think one person's lifestyle or beliefs could be the cause for the demise of a great city?

No way, Jose!

yes, me no but you said anybody.

I'm sure someone with more passion for history could come in and talk about some crazy kings, dictators, pharaohs, etc who due to their personal beliefs, ran cities or empires into the ground

I am not this person.

I like turtles!

Caramel, chocolate, pecans... What's not to like? YUM!

::Despicable Me minion voice::

Oooohhh...pretty.....the bedspread glows......

And the chair and the light switch and pillow and....

I just thought you meant because Hoomorusly humoressley humorously is so damn hard to spell!

and the telephone, and the remote control, and the door handles....

That is a hard word BBB1!!!! I don't know where to go to spell check posts on BOL, is that even possible?

CPS?

Sure it's possible. Use an internet browser that has it built in

Contact your local elementary school to find a student who can further educate you on this

Never a 12 year old around when you need one........