I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, in bred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, [censored]less, hopeless, heartless, fat[censored], bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed sack of monkey [censored] he is!

hallelujah! holy [censored]!

where's the tylenol?

"All I want to do is go home and grow oranges!"

"Bother burgling and everything to do with it! I wish I was at home in my nice hole by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing!"

Mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates.

-Are you okay?!?

-I'm just dandy..I've got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.

-Um....we didn't have chocolate pudding in the refrigerator.

Has been my line of choice lately.

For PEEPS:

You gonna eat yo cone bread?

Where's my two dollars!!!!

"So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their ending!" said Bilbo, and he turned his back on his adventure. The Tookish part was getting very tired, and the Baggins was daily getting stronger. "I wish now only to be in my own armchair!"

Love that movie!

"C'mon dude, it's Christmas Eve. I could be at home drinking this killer egg nog my brother makes with lighter fluid."

I know! I love it!!

SciComply, I love your tag line.

Thanks!! I was perusing old forums and on page 534 of the forum list, there was a BOL Chat forum on taglines from 2004 and this was one of Andy Z's ideas.

Yo Adrian!

i havent seen this movie...


"Dude, Where's my car?!?!"

STELLLLLLLLAAAAA!!!!

They tell me you are a man with true grit.

Great movie!

LaBoeuf: You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements. While I sat there watchin' I gave some thought to stealin' a kiss... though you are very young, and sick... and unattractive to boot. But now I have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt.

Mattie Ross: One would be just as unpleasant as the other.

We'll go halfway today and the other half tomorrow since you're a less experienced hiker....and you're wearing Sunday-school shoes.

"Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights!"

Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

"Owen doesn't have any friends."

Here's looking at you, kid.

"You know how to whistle don't ya? You put your lips together and blow."

Mother always said you were greedy.

She meant it as a compliment.