Well, the wife shouldn't be so cryptic!

My son would do exactly that...buy six gal of milk...but he'd know perfectly well what the request really was...he'd just use it as an excuse to get that much milk!

Some vendor sent some promotional junk to our marketing department. One of them was "Bacon Candy". After further review, it was bacon flavored pop rocks. Yes, it tasted as weird as you might imagine.

::pictures exploding bacon bits::

Dear Matt B,

Please forward my request for those PopRocks to your marketing department.

Thx,

BaBo.



This is, quite frankly, orgasmic.

Fizzy meat, LOL.

Kinda like when they wash meat with Chlorine prior to processing and shipping to your grocery store for you to consume?

I'm not clicking on that link because I'm currently eating lunch...


but yes.

Kinda like coating in baking soda and adding vinegar?

FACT: Office desks have 400 times more bacteria than toilet seats.




Ew.

So do the sink handles...door knobs...the list goes on and on.

My office smelled like burning plastic when I returned from lunch. My monitor was smoking! IT was here in 5 mins to replace it. wonderful guys!

Why did you give your monitor cigarettes? (Giving Walden the benefit of the doubt that nothing more "untoward" was provided to the monitor)

I think it was gremlins - must have been - I was at lunch and the door was locked. You can't trust those gremlins - no telling what it was smoking!

Someone was trying to send you a message...by burning all your stuff!

Beware.

I'm eating lunch at my desk

The bacteria is probably jumping off my desk onto my food...doing little bacterial back flips into my broccoli beef

Was Deek sneaking around your office?

Those germophobes make me crazy. The ones who grab a paper towel as they leave the restroom so as not to touch the germy icky doorknob with their pristine hands. A trash can was placed at the entry to the restroom area so they can properly dispose of the paper towels. So now there are paper towels littering the floor around the trash can.



Who takes care of these people at home??

Maybe the court forces their parents to take care of them even after they move away from home.

escalator handles

The receptionist accidentally sent me an envelope full of Jeans Day stickers. SCORE!!

How many are you going to sell and how many are you going to use yourself, BaBo?

Something I've always thought about: Bathroom faucets. You turn the water on with your dirty hands, then turn it off with clean hands, thus making them dirty again. Sure if they're the lever kinds you could use an elbow or something, but twisty knobs? No way. You're just going to dry newly filthy hands, covered in the germs of an untold number of other hand washers. You are quite possibly more filthy than the grody person that just used the toilet and walked out without washing.



Good thing I'm not scared of germs.

I'm keeping the all, GD! Every Friday will be a jeans day for me!! Ha ha ha hahahahahah!!