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#1902639 - 03/05/14 09:40 PM
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FACT: Office desks have 400 times more bacteria than toilet seats.
Ew. doesn't surprise me in the least...based on the amount of carp that comes across my desk every day
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#1902643 - 03/05/14 09:43 PM
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Something I've always thought about: Bathroom faucets. You turn the water on with your dirty hands, then turn it off with clean hands, thus making them dirty again. Sure if they're the lever kinds you could use an elbow or something, but twisty knobs? No way. You're just going to dry newly filthy hands, covered in the germs of an untold number of other hand washers. You are quite possibly more filthy than the grody person that just used the toilet and walked out without washing.  "which is why i choose to winkie on the bathroom faucets" - Larry The Cable Guy
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#1902644 - 03/05/14 09:48 PM
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Something I've always thought about: Bathroom faucets. You turn the water on with your dirty hands, then turn it off with clean hands, thus making them dirty again. Sure if they're the lever kinds you could use an elbow or something, but twisty knobs? No way. You're just going to dry newly filthy hands, covered in the germs of an untold number of other hand washers. You are quite possibly more filthy than the grody person that just used the toilet and walked out without washing. "which is why i choose to winkie on the bathroom faucets" - Larry The Cable Guy Deep thoughts. What about the possibility that your newly washed hands, still wet, are now cleaning and rinsing the aforementioned germ magnet? What's real, what's not, who are we?
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#1902651 - 03/05/14 09:57 PM
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Here Matt ::grabs Matt's forearm::
Circle, circle
Dot, Dot
Now you've had a cootie shot!
All better! Hey, I'm not worried about it, it was merely an observation.  I'll go lick the handle right now, or Freak's desk. I don't even care! (Dare me to? Will you give me a dollar??)
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#1902697 - 03/05/14 11:16 PM
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I can't stand that e-Harmony commercial, the one with the founder's granddaughter. I just want to run over her with a car. So annoying!
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#1902709 - 03/06/14 12:07 AM
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Now everyone visualize Matt trying to turn those round nobs with his two elbows.  I'm trying not to visual my desk now covered in Matt's germy tongue spit . We don't know where that thing has been
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#1902734 - 03/06/14 01:40 PM
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I can't stand that e-Harmony commercial, the one with the founder's granddaughter. I just want to run over her with a car. So annoying! obviously you and she do not have matching key components for a long term successful relationship
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#1902758 - 03/06/14 02:23 PM
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I can't stand that e-Harmony commercial, the one with the founder's granddaughter. I just want to run over her with a car. So annoying! ::gives BB gas money:: Please and thank you.
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#1902771 - 03/06/14 02:45 PM
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can someone summarize that commercial so I can determine if I should also hate it, thanks
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#1902778 - 03/06/14 02:55 PM
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Old man who is living the future life of Mark Zuckerberg; granddaughter whose cue cards are just out of sight.
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#1902779 - 03/06/14 02:56 PM
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Whiney little girl who talks like Cindy Brady with a mouthful of cotton, delivering dialog about how her teachers at school are hooking up or something on other online websites and not "grampa's" and blah blah blah...
Thanks for the gas money, mani!
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#1902781 - 03/06/14 03:00 PM
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Is she as creepy as the toaster strudel kid?
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#1902782 - 03/06/14 03:02 PM
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NOTHING is as creepy as THAT! Not even a CLOWN! (we have a local car dealer ad that has a girl with a horrendous squeeky voice...::shudder:: )
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#1902783 - 03/06/14 03:02 PM
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Not creepy. Just an annoying little BRAT.
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#1902785 - 03/06/14 03:03 PM
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Now i'm curious about the toaster strudel kid......nothing comes to mind?
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#1902787 - 03/06/14 03:05 PM
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NO way you could miss that from anywhere in the house if it came on while you had a TV on, Raitch...apparently you've been blessed somehow. Also, I'd say it wouldn't likely make the racing channels! 
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#1902789 - 03/06/14 03:07 PM
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I never watch a commercial if i can help it.......but i wasn't able to avoid the eharmony one.
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#1902793 - 03/06/14 03:17 PM
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Is she as creepy as the toaster strudel kid? Are you talking about the Hans Strudel one? Yeah, that's pretty twisted. As if the writers crushed up a Vicodin in their red hair hash.
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#1902805 - 03/06/14 03:49 PM
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I've been fortunate to have missed the eharmony one so far, or I've not paid it any mind. Almost 100% of what I watch on TV is DVR'd, so I skip through everything anyway. The Strudel dude, however, happens so fast, sometimes I haven't started skipping through by the time he squeeks.
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#1902830 - 03/06/14 04:19 PM
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Is she as creepy as the toaster strudel kid? He's adorable....in a Children of the Corn kind of way.... “Get Zem Going”
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#1902831 - 03/06/14 04:22 PM
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It's the smile that does it. :shudder:
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#1902833 - 03/06/14 04:23 PM
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Is she as creepy as the toaster strudel kid? Are you talking about the Hans Strudel one? Yeah, that's pretty twisted. As if the writers crushed up a Vicodin in their red hair hash. I don't know what that is. The kid I'm talking about is a little blond boy with a weirdly plastic smile in the latest Pilsbury Toaster Strudel commercial.
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#1902846 - 03/06/14 04:34 PM
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NO way you could miss that from anywhere in the house if it came on while you had a TV on, Raitch...apparently you've been blessed somehow. Also, I'd say it wouldn't likely make the racing channels! ::Googling "toaster strudel boy":: Aaaaand, it's creepy. Swedes are funny.
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