My inner geek has to write this:

"Alright, I'll give it a try"

"No...try not...do, or do not...there is no try." ::searches for Yoda emoticon::

"Why do I have to be Mr. Pink? Why can't I be Mr. Orange?"

"I'm a very good driver."

(in honor of the upcoming auction)

All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people

"May the odds be ever in your favor!"

"Squeal like a pig"

"Right turn Clyde"

"Bring a pitcher of beer every five minutes until someone passes out. Then bring one every seven minutes."

say eclesiastical

say what?

say snakebite

"Daddy always said, 'If you ever lose your talent, you can always sell sex.'"

"Go ahead and make my day! Punk!" sneer added

"________"

Its from a silent movie.

I think that one is from The Artist

"Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one."

"We don't have a cow. We have a bull."

"Kip, how come you get to stay home and eat all the chips!"

"Napoleon, you're just jealous. Besides, don't you know I'm training to be a cage fighter?"

Wouldnt that be "Le _______"?

Frank and Beans!

Daddy's gonna kill Ralphy!

"It's not a tuuuumah."

"Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death."

"I'll have what she's having."

"Itsa not a suit! Itsa a Fanucci!!"

"These two yuutz!"

"earmuffs"

"I'm gonna be like everybody else! I'm gonna make friends! I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna wear make-up, I'm gonna go out with boys, I'm gonna sleep with truck drivers and get crabs, and I'm gonna finally get to use my diaphragm!"