Sgt Angel: your Dad is being judge, jury and executioner

Danny: my Dad is not Judge Judy and executioner!

If he in there... He ain't happy!

I believe you have my stapler

Fortunately the bullets didn't hit any vital organs, he's in the intensive care unit at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle

I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up money laundering in a dictionary.

"ACK ACK! ACK AACK ACK!"

-from Mars Attacks!

WEE WEESE THE SEEKWET WEAPON!

(From An American Tale )

My bidnit is killen, and bidnit is goood!!

Jumbo spiders, some as big as dwarves!

You’re wasting it!!! You’re Wasting it!!

(From the movie grown ups)

Thor - You have no idea what you're dealing with.

Iron Man - Shakespeare in the park? Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?

Twenty bucks, little man. Put that xxxx in my hand.

- Stay at home and eat all the freaking chips, Kip.

- Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage figher.

If that money dosent show me then you'll owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. Yea, owee owee owee ow. I think I wanna know ya know ya.



ETA: And it's $15, not $20...darn big city people up-charging everything!

Did you sing it when you read it? I did.

I'm still singing it. From the start, out loud.

Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail, an idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars, slaughtered pigs, giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, and a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids, not to mention your (stamps foot three times) biological clock; my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more [censored] we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible?

My other favorite...

Vinny: What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay? Ho!

Mona Lisa: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water...bam! A [censored] bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now, I ask ya, would you give a [censored] what kind of pants the son-of-a-[censored] who shot you was wearing?!

I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that cause you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to.

Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Now I'll tell you what. I want you to sew my eyebrow back on.

Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation?

Yes, but this is a thread about movie quotes.

MY MOM'S ON THAT BOAT!! (yelled in a Pee Wee Herman voice)

Funny Movie!!!

"These two yootz!"