Starting your own food truck to sell examiners lunch isn't a bad idea. Sprinkle some Ambien in their meatballs and Voila!! You've got a quiet afternoon.

I've seen some that don't even need the Ambien..........but could use a pillow in the conference room.

End of quarter bites!

new menu item at McDonald's?

Get the money now and make no principal or interest payments until you are drooling all over yourself and your children put you in a nursing home. At that point, who cares about mortgages?

I think I know what you just read, Freak.

FACT: In 1990, 1 sixty-three-year-old Tennessee woman went in for exploratory surgery on what doctors thought was a tumor on her buttock. They were wrong: The “tumor” was a four-inch pork chop bone, which doctors estimated had been in place for five to ten years, but had not caused the woman any pain due to her obesity.

What kind of policy prevents me from getting a 8-piece all dark meat bag of chicken. I don't like white meat. I'm just going to eat th skin off it then through the meat away. You're policy is costing my money.

Mmmmmm, pork chops.

Okay so a pork chop bone was lodged in the intestine (I'm assuming) of a woman for 5-10 years. How could she swallow a 4-in bone? Using my vast knowledge I'm assuming the pork chop was a center cut chop with a T-shaped bone. Now either she swallowed the top of the T or the longer part of the T. That would take some skill. I gotta think that if I were to swallow a 4-in bone not only would I be aware that I've swallowed a large bone, but I would seek immediate medical attention as those bones can be very sharp. Very strange story.

I think she sat on it or it fell into a fat roll and was stuck there. For a very long time!

Didn't even consider that. Wow that's equally impressive and somehow more disgusting.

BTW having pork chops for dinner. I'll take heed to not swallow or sit on any pork chop bones.

...and applesauce.....

I'm channelling Peter Brady....

Groovy!

And believe me, this girl knows groovy!!

This story has the opposite effect on my (former) enjoyment of pork chops.

Thanks, Freak. Now I can't get that out of my head. Guess it's time to investigate a missing doll.

And a missing kazoo

I think Renee Zellweger looks fantastic. Why not have cosmetic surgery?

She looks much better than she did. You do have to admit it was a drastic change. She should make a statement that she had the surgery to feel better about herself (or whatever her reason is) and move on. It's definitely an improvement.

FACT: Chinese authorities are cracking down on the practice of hiring strippers to perform at funerals. Family and friends of the deceased hire the women to draw more people to a funeral, since many Chinese believe the larger the crowd, the more luck will come to relatives of the departed.


Source: BBC News, “China Acts on Funeral Strippers,” August 23, 2006.

This rice cracker blend sure is tasty.

::checks Chinese obituaries::