Say the word "forward" in the past sense (e.g. forwarded).

Caught an episode of Island Hunters this weekend... by about 7 minutes in I wanted to punch all of them in the face.

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I saw that...and refused to watch it on the basis that I'm quite sure it would have sent me in to deep depression.

I did enjoy the Property Brothers marathon!

Why do you watch such rubbish? Shouldn't you be watching ESPN classic or something, to cover your sports needs during the off season? Or play some hockey/football video games maybe??

Or...write a book?

You can learn a lot by watching "Cops" regardless of how old the episode is. For example:

If you have a bunch of drugs in the car, you shouldn't run through a stop sign in a car that has no functioning taillights.

People who run from the cops never do anything wrong, they are just nervous.

The question is not "Have you ever been arrested?" It is "When was the last time you were arrested?"

When giving a fake date of birth to the cops, don't give one that makes you out to be 23 when you look like you're 48.

If you are driving a car with a broken out ignition switch, the car is likely stolen and you are aware of it.

I'll take Property Brothers over Honey Boo Boo and Duck Dynasty and Basketball Wives and Bad Girls Club and all those fake Towing Company tv shows anyday.

I've only heard of two of the shows you mentioned. You are far too knowledgeable about this.

Consider yourself lucky.

Note to Matt: There is nothing wrong with Duck Dynasty and the fake towing shows.

Duck Dynasty is one of the two I've heard of, and the only one I've seen. My wife's a fan, so by default I've seen a few episodes. They're idiots, but some of the stuff is still a bit funny. I want to blow things up and shoot random stuff for a living too!

That Liberty Mutual commercial really irks me. It's because of the stupid song in it: We're Only Human. I didn't like that song in the '80s and I certainly don't like it now.

There was a bat flying around early this morning when I took my dog out and my first thought was "AHHHHHHH!!!!!! It's one of those flying spiders Matt_B was posting about!!!!"

Silly rabbit...

Yeah, usually when my name pops into someone's head early in the morning, there are screams associated. I've yet to figure out why that is.

The real question, did you pick up your dog and run away?

No, my first instinct was to try to kick it since it was flying about knee level.

Is today someone's Wednesday?

Whatever just drove by the branch sounded like a roller coaster.

So there were lots people going "WHEEEEEEEEE...."?

The Zoomies commercial really makes me think I can't possibly go on with life without a couple pairs of the binoculars you wear on your face.

I saw this license plate on the way in to work this am...I'm really surprised I 'caught' it, too since I'd not had any coffee yet.

I thought it was very 'clever'.

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I think I'll take Friday off.

I was waiting for that...just yesterday I started to ask you if it was your Tuesday.