Introduce her to someone as your "first wife" and see if she thinks that is as funny.

but it's a dry heat! (what my sister in Mesa is always telling me)

try Slacker Radio...better than Pandora...and if using the free version, far fewer ads

You're nearly a week early with that celebration. Hope you make it to Monday.

For once.... today is my FRIDAY!!!!!!! Whoo hoo!

my poor brother...married 3 times...when with wife #3 you'd ask how he was doing and he'd say "looking for #4". Well, wife 3 is gone...be careful what you ask for

Yeah, we're in a wedding this weekend, when we'd otherwise be celebrating. This wasn't our official "celebration", we just happened to be going by the place and decided it was a good dinner option. Here's hoping for Monday! (something nobody has ever said)

Miscuit, make a note on your calendar for July of 2017 to see if I'm still hitched or not. If not, give me a call

Last month, we were sitting in a bar on vacation, two days after our 35th. The singer announced that there was a couple in the bar celebrating their 35th. My wife and I both looked at each other, wondering who told the musician. Then we realized there was another couple also celebrating their 35th. We joined them, and had a great evening.

I had my first chiropractic visit yesterday and it hurt - a lot. I kept yelling at him "I don't like this". Poor guy. More fun tomorrow.

Today is my Wednesday.

Sounds like Matt and his wife are running an anniversary scam for the next couple of weeks - scamming restaurants out of free appetizers and desserts for their "anniversary".

::Makes reservations to take MonkEE to dinner for our "anniversary"::

I can't remember the last time Peepers had a birthday.

yesterday...wasn't it?

I don't remember seeing a cake.

And you give him ideas, why?

cake is good

why does KFC tempt me with the $5.00 lunch combo commercials when they don't even have one in town?

My lunch started out as a walk around my house to check out the garden, and ended with my dog trying his hardest to get to a woodchuck in a live trap! It was the longest 15 minutes of my life, trying to hold back a 65+ pound dog until my son got home to help!

I just opened the Recycle Bin on my work computer

Some weird stuff in there I was even like "What the....????"

I'm scared to see what shows up in my Google search history

uh huh...likely story

Do you leave your computer on / unlocked while you're at lunch or away from your desk?

Unfortunately for Freak, there is no right answer. Either he admits to security violations or admits to unsavory computer use.

Mmmm...it would be the latter option. I lock this puppy down whenever I walk away. Wouldn't want someone to walk into my office and get an unexpectant "surprise".

Every time I went to the washroom today, I had to remind myself, You drank three beets for breakfast.