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#1902489 - 03/05/14 06:22 PM
Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts
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Well, the wife shouldn't be so cryptic! ![laugh laugh](/forum/images/graemlins/default/laugh.gif)
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#1902526 - 03/05/14 07:30 PM
Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts
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Some vendor sent some promotional junk to our marketing department. One of them was "Bacon Candy". After further review, it was bacon flavored pop rocks. Yes, it tasted as weird as you might imagine.
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#1902537 - 03/05/14 07:39 PM
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::pictures exploding bacon bits::
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#1902545 - 03/05/14 08:00 PM
Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts
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Dear Matt B, Please forward my request for those PopRocks to your marketing department. Thx, BaBo. ::pictures exploding bacon bits:: This is, quite frankly, orgasmic.
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#1902547 - 03/05/14 08:05 PM
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Some vendor sent some promotional junk to our marketing department. One of them was "Bacon Candy". After further review, it was bacon flavored pop rocks. Yes, it tasted as weird as you might imagine. Fizzy meat, LOL.
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#1902555 - 03/05/14 08:10 PM
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Kinda like when they wash meat with Chlorine prior to processing and shipping to your grocery store for you to consume?
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#1902556 - 03/05/14 08:10 PM
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I'm not clicking on that link because I'm currently eating lunch...
but yes.
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#1902558 - 03/05/14 08:13 PM
Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts
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Some vendor sent some promotional junk to our marketing department. One of them was "Bacon Candy". After further review, it was bacon flavored pop rocks. Yes, it tasted as weird as you might imagine. Fizzy meat, LOL. Kinda like coating in baking soda and adding vinegar?
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#1902560 - 03/05/14 08:14 PM
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FACT: Office desks have 400 times more bacteria than toilet seats.
Ew.
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#1902572 - 03/05/14 08:28 PM
Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts
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My office smelled like burning plastic when I returned from lunch. My monitor was smoking! IT was here in 5 mins to replace it. wonderful guys!
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#1902576 - 03/05/14 08:33 PM
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My office smelled like burning plastic when I returned from lunch. My monitor was smoking! IT was here in 5 mins to replace it. wonderful guys! Why did you give your monitor cigarettes? (Giving Walden the benefit of the doubt that nothing more "untoward" was provided to the monitor)
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#1902577 - 03/05/14 08:35 PM
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I think it was gremlins - must have been - I was at lunch and the door was locked. You can't trust those gremlins - no telling what it was smoking!
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#1902579 - 03/05/14 08:37 PM
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Someone was trying to send you a message...by burning all your stuff!
Beware.
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#1902580 - 03/05/14 08:37 PM
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So do the sink handles...door knobs...the list goes on and on. I'm eating lunch at my desk ![eek eek](/forum/images/graemlins/default/eek.gif) The bacteria is probably jumping off my desk onto my food...doing little bacterial back flips into my broccoli beef ![eek eek](/forum/images/graemlins/default/eek.gif)
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#1902584 - 03/05/14 08:41 PM
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Was Deek sneaking around your office? ![smirk smirk](/forum/images/graemlins/default/smirk.gif)
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#1902591 - 03/05/14 08:46 PM
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Those germophobes make me crazy. The ones who grab a paper towel as they leave the restroom so as not to touch the germy icky doorknob with their pristine hands. A trash can was placed at the entry to the restroom area so they can properly dispose of the paper towels. So now there are paper towels littering the floor around the trash can. Who takes care of these people at home??
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#1902595 - 03/05/14 08:52 PM
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Who takes care of these people at home?? Maybe the court forces their parents to take care of them even after they move away from home. ![laugh laugh](/forum/images/graemlins/default/laugh.gif)
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#1902604 - 03/05/14 09:03 PM
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So do the sink handles...door knobs...the list goes on and on. escalator handles
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#1902608 - 03/05/14 09:05 PM
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The receptionist accidentally sent me an envelope full of Jeans Day stickers. SCORE!!
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#1902610 - 03/05/14 09:06 PM
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How many are you going to sell and how many are you going to use yourself, BaBo?
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#1902615 - 03/05/14 09:14 PM
Re: Wednesday's Random Thoughts
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Something I've always thought about: Bathroom faucets. You turn the water on with your dirty hands, then turn it off with clean hands, thus making them dirty again. Sure if they're the lever kinds you could use an elbow or something, but twisty knobs? No way. You're just going to dry newly filthy hands, covered in the germs of an untold number of other hand washers. You are quite possibly more filthy than the grody person that just used the toilet and walked out without washing. ![eek eek](/forum/images/graemlins/default/eek.gif) Good thing I'm not scared of germs.
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#1902623 - 03/05/14 09:26 PM
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I'm keeping the all, GD! Every Friday will be a jeans day for me!! Ha ha ha hahahahahah!!
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