Apparently, Elves on Shelves could kill us:

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/12/10/elf-on-the-shelf-causing-fire-safety-concerns/

Since he/she is an agent of Santa. when the house burns down do you have to sue Santa?

Santa has already gone through the court system, back when Natalie Wood was just a babe! He won!

Space weather can kill you.




http://freebeacon.com/national-security/...ajor-sun-storm/

What in the world (pun intended) does the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) know about keeping a magnetic space storm out of the country when they can not secure the boarder from people.

At first, I thought MBH's link was for free bacon. Mis-reading, that'll kill ya!

falling gas prices will kill us...since gas costs less, more people will drive, more people driving equals more wrecks, more wrecks equals more serious injuries - including death...all because gas prices are lower

The only guarantees in this life are Death and Taxes. They even tax you after you're dead. Which is worse? Discuss.....

Guy Fieri

http://www.salon.com/2014/08/08/how_one_...a_viewers_hell/

As califgirl pointed out on another thread: Being male.

http://www.wallstreetotc.com/most-death-by-stupidity-cases-involve-men-study-shows/213311/

Sigh. http://www.wallstreetotc.com/first-us-child-to-die-from-liquid-nicotine-poisoning/213368/

Inadequate circulation of the blood.

http://www.penrosestfrancisblog.org/poor-circulation-the-silent-killer-are-you-at-risk/

Abestos (how sure are you that it wasn’t in your school when you were growing up?), because mesothelioma. And my possibly preposterous (but that’s okay) addition to that train of thought: being exposed to fiberglass insulation. This includes installing it yourself, and to a lesser extent, going into your attic or other rooms where it is exposed and not covered up by wall material. You are breathing it. It goes in. It does not come out.

Christmas treats/parties/events that basically happen everyday of the month of Dec will give us all diabetes!!

Back to my cookies now.

I got it in my eye once...I thought it was going to kill me!

But won't it keep my lungs from freezing if I flip my car in a snowstorm and go off the road?

burpees

At the gym last night, I noticed an on-going burpee contest poster (along with a ton other competition posters against members).

I ran away...quickly.

Extreme exercise programs (insert any flavor-of-the-year, trademarked product/program name here – you know, the ones with Vomity the Clown or whatever mascot), due to the obvious health risks (heart damage, rhabdo, etc.) of pushing exercise to the point of failure.

Cardiac death, immune system impact, etc.: http://fitness.mercola.com/sites/fitness/archive/2013/08/23/extreme-endurance-exercise.aspx

Rhabdomyolysis/death of muscles at the cellular level – they implode from overexertion…
http://www.joe-cannon.com/rhabdomyolysis...tness-bootcamp/

I once read that the franchise owners of some of these “gyms” sometimes have as little training as a 1-weekend program. They certainly aren’t experts qualified to tell someone that they should push past pain, dehydration, vomiting, muscle failure, etc.

another reason to invest in a high quality recliner and spend most of your waking hours in it

Insanity--it's all about increasing the endorphins and elevating my mood. As long as I avoid Coca-Cola pee I'm golden.

Going to Wal-mart (thanks, BaconBoy). From Random Thoughts:

Ugh. I just ate half of the plastic sticker that was on my apple. That bit of plastic in my body has negated the beneficial effects of the last 25 apples!

Don't worry, CYM. All things must pass.

Not only that, but just think how many germs were stuck to that plastic and how much insecticides were absorbed into the apple anyway.

S'all good!