We kinda called CYM a fake and he/she didn't bite and defend him/herself. I thought maybe that would have finished it off.

(he)

Oh that's right. He confirmed his wife shares some of his same paranoid delusions, err I mean quirks.

9 important facts to remember as you get older

Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and h***y, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do, or eat, today might burn your bum tomorrow.

Number 10 - Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll sit in a boat all day and drink beer.

I have some odd things in my trunk including three pairs of women's panties.

The only question that comes to mind is where are the women associated with these panties?

Just as I suspected.

Nah, there his.

Now Punkin' you said how much you enjoy seeing me wear them

Get a room!

Over Christmas my nephew got me hooked on a new game, Trivia Crack. All weekend when I had a free minute I noticed I was answering a few questions. There really isn't anything spectacular about the game. Just kind of fun to see how much I really know

Ditto. Now I'm up to level 32

Trivia Crack is like, well...crack!

I'm on level 39.

Well said Sarah!

I'm on level 30.

I'm downloading it now ... sounds like something right up my alley

Me too!!!

:sigh: Me, three.

I feel compelled to download this app now!!

My son's GF loves this game...I have not downloaded it...I don't really think I need another game...particularly not another addicting game.

Suh out for one game fine TBD

FACT: In Spain, a Catalonian Christmas tradition features a statue of a little man pooping as part of the Nativity scene. The entire town of Bethlehem, Mary, Joseph, and the Baby Jesus are depicted--along with the little man, Caganer, doing his business in the corner.

IT did some server maintenance and somehow mine and about four other people's computers have been reset to default settings. My desktop icons are all gone or in the wrong spot, email settings/signature stuff is gone, all my bookmarks, several relevant software pieces missing...

I didn't expect to be too productive today, but I sort of figured I'd be able to do something!