I just ordered a fecal occult blood test kit from my doctor. However, I'm pretty sure my poo isn't into witchcraft...just sayin'....

Don't forget to wash all of that down with some funky cold medina.

If the gravitational pull of the moon effects the tides do my cloths get cleaner the closer the moon is to earth?

Sometimes sharing an office really sux. Most of the time I get along with my office mate but some days I just want to strangle him.

I wonder if a 15 minute mile is a good pace though it feels like it's more a brisk walk rather than a jog.

Filet O Fish are on sale right now but I'm really craving Big Macs

You can jog slower than you can walk if you want to.

That dirty Q-Tip in the lunchroom trash? Yeah...that's mine. Felt inspired to clean the potatoes out of my ears so I grabbed a couple swabs before heading out the door this morning.

Why order oatmeal and act like you're eating all healthy then complain because the server didn't bring enough brown sugar and butter (with the emphasis on butter, lots and lots of butter)?

That's healthy in my book...Now if they had put an emphasis on MARGARINE!!!

I've never put butter on oatmeal.

Me either. I don't usually put anything in my oatmeal.

I load my oatmeal up with fruit - blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, raisens, craisens....

This year marks the 30th anniversary of the release of Megadeth's first album. The way Metallica kicked out Dave Mustaine was weak, but had that not happened, there would be no Megadeth. And I don't want to know a world without Megadeth.

I'm really enjoying these Old Navy boxer briefs. They're cut low enough so they don't ride under my ribcage like some pairs that I have to fold the band over two or three times, the elastic band doesn't choke my mid-section like a python, and there's enough spandex to keep stuff in place. Now as long as the legs don't creep up and if they survive boot camp tonight I think I might have found some real winners.

The story of my life...the quest for the ideal underpants....

I put peanut butter in my oatmeal. It gives it a whole new twist!

Only in this thread can we go from oatmeal to Megadeath, to boxer briefs!

I will take it back to oatmeal--I am going to have to try the peanut butter idea ahkcompliance!

I like honey in my oatmeal

Oatmeal was made for condensed milk or it that is missing maple syrup. ^_^

I'm deaf, and my deaf customer came in today. Despite our disabilities we had a nice visit!

Why do people feel the need to post what they do on facebook. Seriously, there are somethings that should NEVER, i mean NEVER be told in public!

And I am tired of looking at your big toe!

I like the Duluth Trading "Bare Naked" boxer briefs. No riding up. They are spendy, but worth it IMO.

Hmmm...might have to try for hiking/biking/backpacking (no stink!) Otherwise, I think I'd be more inclined to go Free Range cotton.

Hello me, meet the real me.