Ooooh maaaaannnnn...if the apple had been washed, that sticker wouldn't have been on there. I'm toast!

Apples. Because they collect pesticide residue around the stems.

http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/recipes/healthy/dirty-dozen-foods#slide-2

But it it had been washed you would have been subject to all the chemicals that are allowed in water.

And if you used antibacterial soap, you upped the risk of leaving behind resistant strains!

Gross--unwashed fruits should not go into one's mouth.

Even if you pluck it off your very own tree?

That's probably best. That way they wouldn't have that toxic plastic sticker either.

Well going to a James Franco movie will no longer kill us as we have turned yellow in the wake of the terrorist demands.

It wasn't a movie I was planning to see anyway...... It's stupid all the way around....

Cuban cigars

Anybody else feel like we "caught" CYM? There's no way a conspiracy nut, health nut, germphobe would eat an apple without washing it.

Yep, Okie, my thoughts, too! LOL!

Freakie Poo...bird poo washes off in the rain...flys are just flies. Unless it's a fruit fly, I don't think they even bother landing on fruit.

But at any rate, I usually pluck them coming straight from mucking stalls without washing my hands...so that probably negates any other 'bugs' that could possibly be already on them.

Stopping for ducks on the road can and has killed.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-2879634/Canada-woman-stops-ducks-sentenced-2-deaths.html

You see, I'm not a "nut." I'm interested in conspiracies and subscribe to several of them, and enjoy healthy things, but am more of a "fan" than a "nut," I'd say. And, I rely on my spouse to wash the apples. Usual procedure is remove sticker and wash entire apple, with special attention to washing away the adhesive glue that held the sticker in place. This one slipped through with its sticker still intact. We haven't discussed this "incident" at home, ha ha, and I don't plan to. But you can be sure I'll be checking my apples from now on.

French fries and potato chips, because frying or baking potatoes produces acrylamide, a carcinogen. Also because they’re greasy-disgusting-terrible for you, particularly the fries that are served out of drive-up windows.

http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/factsheet/Risk/acrylamide-in-food

Anyone else craving Five Guys Cajun fries?

...as long as they aren't handed to me through a drive up window

meatloaf

http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/18/us/meatloaf-death-lawsuit/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

YES!!!!!

Are you Peeper's brother or Dad?

there should be a next step, baking apple pie

My thoughts exactly! WHILE she vacuums the entire house.

well she does have two hands afterall

Grabbing an infinity stone can kill you if you are a cute pink lady. Guardians of the Galaxy is awesome!!