When the customer in the lobby is throwing a fit because the self-service coin machine is jammed and taking "way to @#$^ing long to fix" and the teller ends up retrieving a tooth from the sorting area.

Don't try to treat our machine like it's the tooth fairy, and it won't get jammed!

My family is very used to me playing practical jokes on them. At my funeral, I've requested a closed casket with a crank handle on one end. I then want a clown to come out and slowly turn the handle while Pop Goes the Weasel plays in the back ground......

::Begins slow clap::

"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. "

Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?

I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.

I like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.

Same thing has happened here, except our machine isn't self-service. Luckily, the teller found the tooth before it went down into the sorting area. But still - ew.

We used to regularly find live ammunition when running coin, mostly .22 rim fire. People would put the ammo in their pocket when small game hunting or target shooting and forget it and empty it into their coin jar at the end of the day.

you drive pretty good for a quadruped

You know, people like blood sausage too. People are morons.

Oh look, it's that nice young man from the auto club!

I'm a god. I'm not *the* God... I don't think.

Nancy? Nancy Taylor?! Is that you??

Has anyone noticed Marco Rubios ears??? Not a political post - just an observation and it might sound a little bit mean but not intentional. I was watching the Iowa Caucuses (sp?) and couldn't take my eyes off of his ears...they're sooooo long - now that is all I notice when I see him LOL Can't even imagine how long those suckers will be when he gets old.....

he's part Vulcan, he may not even be eligible to be president

I've only ever noticed lying politicians' noses. Not a political post; both parties seem to feature the long-nosed sort.

BOL needs a "shoot me" emoji during HMDA season!!!

Absolutely.

Interesting article "What the Color of Your Pee Means." I didn't even know it was possible to have brown pee. Possible causes: Eating lots of fava beans or rhubarb, some medications, severe muscle damage.

Eating lots of fava beans or rhubarb,

Peepers you should cut down on these things

This HMDA season has done much to cause me to consider that this may be my last rodeo with the wretched thing. "Re-retirement's" calling.

What was I thinking to come out of retirement for this!

noelekal - if I had the option of retirement I would be out of here. Hopefully next year for my husband and then we'll move. I'll have to find employment, but maybe - just maybe - it won't be in compliance.

My wife is well aware of the 1st Quarter of each year. She know she has to be absolutely literal in our conversations, because that's the only way my mind operates after a day of scrubbing HMDA. No drawing conclusions, no "you know what I mean" stuff.

wife...no "you know what I mean" stuff


Can you explain how that work?