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#2155452 - 11/30/17 01:29 AM
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I'm really missing that thing we do every Christmas where one of us, intentionally or accidentally, sets off the quoting of Christmas Vacation by nearly quoting the line or the setup to a quote .... and then it just spirals out of control for a bit.
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#2155464 - 11/30/17 01:14 PM
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Can I refill your eggnog?
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#2155489 - 11/30/17 03:29 PM
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Okay, I'm sorry, but that article was sadly hilarious, MB. The 'bogarting the crack pipe' one. Only me thinks it wasn't crack in that pipe.  But seriously, she armed herself with a TV antennae?  !
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#2155499 - 11/30/17 03:58 PM
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Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
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#2155504 - 11/30/17 04:11 PM
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Why is the carpet wet, Margot? I don't know, Todd!
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#2155511 - 11/30/17 04:28 PM
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The gray-water disposal tank is full
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#2155561 - 11/30/17 06:38 PM
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Is your house on fire, Clark?
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#2155575 - 11/30/17 07:06 PM
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#2155676 - 12/01/17 02:27 PM
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Hey Griswold, where are you going to put a tree that big?
Bend over and I'll show you
You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that
I wasn't talking to you
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#2155714 - 12/01/17 04:35 PM
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You might want to take a rain check Art. He's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet.
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#2155720 - 12/01/17 04:46 PM
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"I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."
I just added that ^^ one to my HMDA training material for next week.
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#2155732 - 12/01/17 05:20 PM
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he's got a bit of Mississippi leg hound in him, if the mood catches him right he'll grab ahold of you and go to town
word of advice, if he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish
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#2155769 - 12/01/17 07:39 PM
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#2155772 - 12/01/17 07:45 PM
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Now THAT's funny!!
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#2155778 - 12/01/17 08:02 PM
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#2155803 - 12/01/17 09:39 PM
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You have to wear orange as part of your job at UT. Although, come to think of it, a lot of powerful men will probably be sporting that color in the coming months. 
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#2155852 - 12/04/17 02:01 PM
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^^^ hilarious... although I didn't get it until I read it a second time
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#2155932 - 12/04/17 07:30 PM
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Why can't I view profiles? Was it the Matt Lauer joke?
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#2155935 - 12/04/17 07:38 PM
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#2155953 - 12/04/17 08:31 PM
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Por que? It was the Lauer joke wasn't it?
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