After I had my son I lost a ton of weight and while climbing the steps to the bank, my slip fell down to my ankles. Our handyman was there and we both had a laugh.

Same thing happen to my boss DeeQ. She was so embarrassed and in tears so her assistant decided to tell her a story. The assistant was horseback riding up in the mountains on a narrow trail. With each step and bounce of the horse, her tube top dropped an inch. She was scared, so she didn't want to let go of the reins to adjust anything. She was completely topless when the rest of the riding party turned around to check on her.

I would be the guy who would come along and see DeeQ standing there with her slip around her ankles laughing with the handyman and spend the rest of my life trying to reconcile what I had just encountered.

Well this was the same handyman who got drunk at my annual summer bash and passed out naked in my living room... I crack up just thinking about it!

We had a branch manager who went to a department store and felt something caught on her shoe. She looked down and realized that it was a pair of her underwear that had stuck to the inside of the leg of her pants when she took them out of the dryer. She panicked at the sight of her underwear on the floor of the department store and quickly picked them up an shoved them in her purse. Then she panicked again thinking that someone may have seen her and thought that she was shoplifting so she took them out of her purse and threw them on a shelf behind some merchandise and left them behind.

My brother and his girlfriend delivered a beautiful baby boy this morning. !