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#244842 - 09/17/04 07:05 PM
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"vahse"... And then I can put....
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#244843 - 09/17/04 07:15 PM
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a gold toe-ring on each toe! It will be a delightful gift for....
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#244844 - 09/17/04 07:24 PM
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Michael Jackson. Since he may be joining me in prison, I'll bet he will love all these gold toe rings. So Martha Fed X'd the leg to Michael and when he saw it, he said....
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#244845 - 09/17/04 07:24 PM
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The lonley Prince. Maybe then he can share his money with me.
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#244846 - 09/17/04 07:32 PM
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Martha Stewart ! After examining the leg, Martha decided it would make an excellent table decoration! She thought to herself.....if we just carve a little here and there, we'd have a lovely....
table leg. So she turned around to go back for the leg and ran straight into the police. "What are you doing out of jail, Martha?" asked the lead detective? "Looking or a lovely leg, have you seen one?" she said. "Why yes. I have, did you lose this?" he asked? Yes, may I have it back? "Well Martha, I assume you know your rights, but...
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#244847 - 09/17/04 07:51 PM
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but you're going back to the slammer. Anyway, this leg belongs to Michael Jackson and he is so mad that....
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#244849 - 09/17/04 08:09 PM
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"devil girl" anymore. So he will have to .....
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#244850 - 09/17/04 08:09 PM
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"devil girl" anymore. So he will have to .....
chase greased pigs around a pen in preparation for being incarcerated in "the pen".
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#244851 - 09/17/04 08:12 PM
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but wait on "the pen", his brilliant attorney found new evidence in which Michael was found to have ......
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#244852 - 09/17/04 08:14 PM
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but wait on "the pen", his brilliant attorney found new evidence in which Michael was found to have ......
no brain. Without a brain, he couldn't possibly be held accountable for his actions, now could he?
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#244853 - 09/17/04 08:19 PM
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so with the Jackson case on enevitable delay, the disheartend bride left LA and headed next to....
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#244854 - 09/17/04 08:26 PM
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Las Vegas! "I want to be a showgirl!" she shouted. With all those feathers, I could...
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#244855 - 09/17/04 08:30 PM
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Tickle anyone's funny bone..so she went to the world famous showgirl clown club where she....
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#244856 - 09/17/04 08:49 PM
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Tickle anyone's funny bone..so she went to the world famous showgirl clown club where she....
was caught again after having escaped from the guards at the prison where she was being held without bail for the murder of her former partner.
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#244857 - 09/17/04 09:04 PM
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the infamous hitman, Scarface. It seems they had a disagreement regarding......
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#244858 - 09/17/04 10:28 PM
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the wall paper they had picked out in their old appartment. After a long drawn out fight over teddy bears or butterflies, she stabbed him with a.......
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#244859 - 09/17/04 10:29 PM
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an eraser. the remnants of the eraser really made him to start to itch, so he....
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#244861 - 09/20/04 01:53 PM
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went to the local pharmacy, and guess who he ran into... 
Bill Clinton! He was picking up a prescription for some little problem he had picked up from a nurse after his bypass, and
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#244862 - 09/20/04 09:00 PM
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went to the local pharmacy, and guess who he ran into...
Bill Clinton! He was picking up a prescription for some little problem he had picked up from a nurse after his bypass, and
there was a bit of confusion about the prescription. The pharmacist asked Bill "exactly what is this medicine for?" to which Bill quickly responded "that depends on what your definition of 'is' is."
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#244863 - 09/20/04 09:03 PM
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went to the local pharmacy, and guess who he ran into...
Bill Clinton! He was picking up a prescription for some little problem he had picked up from a nurse after his bypass, and
there was a bit of confusion about the prescription. The pharmacist asked Bill "exactly what is this medicine for?" to which Bill quickly responded "that depends on what your definition of 'is' is."
The pharmacist sighed heavily and simply prescribed the medicine and Mr. Clinton went home to his loving....
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#244864 - 09/21/04 06:34 PM
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wife, Hillary! Bill kept whining that the prescription wasn't working, so Hillary told him to....
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#244865 - 09/21/04 06:42 PM
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to drink a quart of Jack Daniels...
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#244866 - 09/22/04 02:47 PM
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to drink a quart of Jack Daniels...
as she thought to herself "I sure could use that insurance money right about now...."
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