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#244817 - 09/16/04 06:02 PM
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they slapped on the cuffs, and hauled his butt away for questioning...
Meanwhile, his bride...
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#244819 - 09/16/04 06:19 PM
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went off to explore this great city. She stopped for a bit to admire Time Square when suddenly, out of nowhere.....
George of the jungle swooped down on a vine and picked her up. When George got her back to his lair, he demanded her to tell him what she did with Ape, his life long friend.
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#244821 - 09/16/04 06:38 PM
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she turned slowly to look at Ape as her eyes welled up with tears...
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#244822 - 09/16/04 07:22 PM
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she turned slowly to look at Ape as her eyes welled up with tears...
"I Love you Man", she said, "but you ain't getting my Bud Light. Take this ape away!"
She then happily went to the fridge and opened up a Bud Light and smiled at the camera.
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#244823 - 09/16/04 09:07 PM
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she turned slowly to look at Ape as her eyes welled up with tears...
"I Love you Man", she said, "but you ain't getting my Bud Light. Take this ape away!"
She then happily went to the fridge and opened up a Bud Light and smiled at the camera.
And thus began, unfortunately, the bride's obsession with alchohol. She eventually was lucky enough to end up in the Betty Ford clinic....
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#244824 - 09/16/04 09:22 PM
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and after she left, she realized, once a lush, always a lush... She started to look for her guy, you know, the one with the dough...
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and after she left, she realized, once a lush, always a lush... She started to look for her guy, you know, the one with the dough...
but he had gone back to work at Pillsbury. So, she found herself wondering the streets in search of...
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#244826 - 09/16/04 09:29 PM
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a liquor store... her dreams yet unfulfilled...
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#244827 - 09/16/04 09:58 PM
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a liquor store... her dreams yet unfulfilled...
but alas, the liquor store was closed, so she composed herself, hailed a taxi, went to the airport and took the first flight out to Dallas where she .....
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#244829 - 09/16/04 11:31 PM
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Passed out drunk. Two days later with a nasty hangover she wakes up in an alley in Los Vegas wearing only a robe. As she looks over she sees two dogs fighting for a bone. She slowly walks away. Wondering how she got here and who's robe she is wearing, wouldn't you know it, she bumps right into...
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#244830 - 09/17/04 12:15 AM
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Passed out drunk. Two days later with a nasty hangover she wakes up in an alley in Los Vegas wearing only a robe. As she looks over she sees two dogs fighting for a bone. She slowly walks away. Wondering how she got here and who's robe she is wearing, wouldn't you know it, she bumps right into...
Siegfried and Roy...and Siegfried is quite ticked off that she is wearing Roy's robe...
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#244831 - 09/17/04 11:40 AM
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But Roy explained...
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#244834 - 09/17/04 04:27 PM
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made of wood. But, boy, it looked real!
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#244835 - 09/17/04 06:21 PM
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...so Roy grabbed the leg, examined it, and thought to himself...
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#244836 - 09/17/04 06:25 PM
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I could probably use this leg to bash my partner over the head, he is sooo annoying!
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#244837 - 09/17/04 06:29 PM
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I could probably use this leg to bash my partner over the head, he is sooo annoying!
She bashed her partner over the head and found herself running from a police officer who had seen it. She ran and ran until finally
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#244838 - 09/17/04 06:45 PM
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he noticed his zipper had been down the whole way! Oh my......I hope
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#244839 - 09/17/04 06:57 PM
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he noticed his zipper had been down the whole way! Oh my......I hope
I can catch her without the media getting zooming in on it. Slowing down to zip up, he fell behind. Fortunately in her flight, the woman dropped the leg she had beaten her partner to death with, and
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#244840 - 09/17/04 06:58 PM
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the cops picked it up for prints. They ran the prints through their program, and it turns out that the woman in the robe is really...
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#244841 - 09/17/04 07:04 PM
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Martha Stewart ! After examining the leg, Martha decided it would make an excellent table decoration! She thought to herself.....if we just carve a little here and there, we'd have a lovely....
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