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#244792 - 09/15/04 08:02 PM
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Wham, he hit him right inthe head, the briefcase fell to the ground, opened up, and the money started to scatter, then....
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#244794 - 09/15/04 08:05 PM
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"Hold it! That money has been contaminated w/a deadly virus. I'm here to collect it and get it into quarantine."
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#244795 - 09/15/04 08:06 PM
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from afar, the millionaire king watched as his money disappeared
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#244796 - 09/15/04 08:07 PM
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One guy grabbed the briefcased with most of the money and headed for Elena's Tortuga...
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#244797 - 09/15/04 08:07 PM
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with the money gone, he had two options.....get a job or find a sugar mamma
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#244798 - 09/15/04 08:25 PM
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He took off his leg and hurled it at the back of the muggers head.
Dazed, the mugger dropped the briefcase full of money and ran off with the leg. As the poor man hobbled off with his money, the mugger went looking for friends. Riggs Bank was only a mile away, but on foot, with one leg, uphill all the way, in snow during the summer, the rich man knew he wouldn't make it. So he
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#244799 - 09/15/04 08:27 PM
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hailed a taxi, jumped in, gave the driver a great big tip and
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#244800 - 09/15/04 08:35 PM
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hailed a taxi, jumped in, gave the driver a great big tip and
since the taxi driver didn't understand English, found himself back at the airport! Thinking quickly, he
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#244801 - 09/15/04 08:37 PM
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hopped a plane to beautiful Jamaica.....beaches, sunsets, and cool drinks with umbrellas. While checking into the hotel a beautiful young lady leaned over to him and said.....
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#244802 - 09/15/04 09:18 PM
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"No woman, no cry."
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#244803 - 09/16/04 01:58 PM
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"No woman, no cry."
And just like in the movie Cocktail, a beautiful woman came up to him and said "my girlfriend is passed out on the beach, I think she's had too much to drink!" He quickly
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#244804 - 09/16/04 02:02 PM
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ran oh no...he limped to the beach. To his suprise, there was no intoxicated friend. He instead was taken back by the sight of................
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#244805 - 09/16/04 03:17 PM
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#244806 - 09/16/04 05:15 PM
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with dragon breath... and a wedgie.
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#244807 - 09/16/04 05:20 PM
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By now, he is SERIOUSLY questioning is desire to come to the US...
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#244808 - 09/16/04 05:22 PM
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By now, he is SERIOUSLY questioning is desire to come to the US...
and then he remembers, after getting over the shock of what he has seen, that he is in Jamaica, and has probably smoked one too many "cigarettes" with Ricky Williams. When he comes to his senses, he realizes his briefcase full of money was left at the bar. He rushes back to the bar and finds....
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#244809 - 09/16/04 05:27 PM
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Goldie Hawn talking to Steve Martin, over mai-tais...
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#244810 - 09/16/04 05:30 PM
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he says to Steve....."Sir, have you seen a briefcase...I left it sitting right here." Steve answered, "Oh, I thought that belonged to the ape in a 2 piece, he ran off with it a few minutes ago." "Did this ape have a wedgie?", asked the King. "Yes" answered Steve.
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#244811 - 09/16/04 05:37 PM
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So he follows the scent of the ape's dragon breath back to the beach where he notices a hot blond wearing....
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#244812 - 09/16/04 05:38 PM
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So he follows the scent of the ape's dragon breath back to the beach where he notices a hot blond wearing....
a Cincinnati Bengals Jersey and a thong. He looks to her and says...
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#244813 - 09/16/04 05:45 PM
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#244815 - 09/16/04 05:51 PM
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yes, it was love at first sight. Seems the King had found himself a Queen. They decided to get married in Jamaica and try once more to settle in the US. After a beautiful wedding ceremony with the ape as the best man, they headed for NYC. Lets face it, with that much money, what better place to go to blow it!
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#244816 - 09/16/04 05:59 PM
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yes, it was love at first sight. Seems the King had found himself a Queen. They decided to get married in Jamaica and try once more to settle in the US. After a beautiful wedding ceremony with the ape as the best man, they headed for NYC. Lets face it, with that much money, what better place to go to blow it!
When they arrived in NYC, they discovered that the briefcase full of money had been accidentally shipped to Cuba, and thanks to a new change in the rules and regulations, he would have to go to court to try to get it back. However, it seemed some people thought he was trying to support terrorists, so...
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