No - we just need to have leather seats that cool the tushy and the rest of the bod.

rofl JJ.....

i like pooh-beah's option.

♥ LF and I are in Lovers' Paradise.. ♥

♪As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been blastin and laughing so long that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone


But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
May be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talking, and where you walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk


I really hate to trip, but I gotta lope
As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G that little homies wanna be
Like on my knees in the night
Sayin' prayers in the street light

been spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
been spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Gangsta's Paradise

Forgot the situation, they got me facin
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the strip
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watching got me chasing dreams


I'm an educated fool, with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loped-out gangsta, set-trippin banger
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool


Death ain't nothing but a heart beat away
I'm livin life do-or-die ah, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now will I live to see twenty-four?
The way things are goin I don't know


Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me

been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise

Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't lookin
What's goin on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin


They say I got to learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't -- I guess they won't
I guess they front that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool

been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
we keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
we keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise


Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me

Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
ah ah ah ah ah ah

oh, wait. you said "lovers" paradise. i thought you said gangsta's paradise. my bad.

Go 'head Coolio!

word

Coolio & I share the same birthday.

But do you share haie styles?

eye think eye am going to fix my hair like coolios

My fiance is 9 years older than me, in her mid-50's, and she is always saying things about me wanting to date a younger woman. I'm 46. My last g/f was 21 years younger than me and I keep pointing out that I've been there, done that, got the t-shirt and quit the rodeo.

Frankly, the current relationship is much healthier and satisfying than the last one (or any prior). The last one was fun to brag about, but the drama! OMG!

I laugh about being a boy toy for my cougar, much to her embarassment. I don't mind being a plaything. My g/f is hot!

(... um, yes ... it is also menopausal ... but, still, she's hot!)

I cannot believe this thread is still around. I think the people that started it are all married with kids now.

the thread must have worked then...

I can't help but think:
the Eye Shave it!

I am not dating and it's causing me troubles...I use the time I should be spending on a relationship thinking about things. Not only is it hurting my head, it's making me depressed.

Aw, FBH, I'm sorry dude.

It's true - thinking is completely overrated.

You do realize the incongruity of using "thinking" in a dating thread, right?

That's my SF!

Lack of dating is causing it...I'm starting to feel like George Costanza in that Seinfeld episode where he stopped having sex

What he says: "I don't want to hurt you."
What he means: "I'd rather hurt you now than hurt you later."

What he says: "Friends with benefits works both ways."
What he means: "Don't call me, I'll call you."

What he says: "I'll call you soon."
What he means: "You'll probably never hear from me."

I am with FBH on the whole not dating and thinking too much. It sucks