I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

Ideas for her next show. "And here is an entire assortment of files that can baked into this delicious cake."

"And if you can do the decorations, these pieces will fit together nicely to make a fully fuctional jack hammer. That'll help on the walls. And this little saw attachment will help if you have to go over the hedge."

My boys don't like Chinese food. Do you think Chinese kids don't like hotdogs, hamburgers or pizza?

Andy, it sounds as if you watch(ed) a LOT of Martha...you have her down to a tee - or is it a fork?

Actually there are 4 tablespoons to a 1/4 cup so 16 tablespoons in a cup. There are 3 teaspoons in a tablespoons. I dream to be as talented at Martha Stewart but I don't bake cakes. My specialty is cheesecakes - especially Bailey's Irish Creme.

Only with Hoisen sauce and extra on the MSG.

I like apples.

My specialty is also cheesecakes! I make a Southwestern one that is an appetizer cheesecake and very yummy.

like "Fork over all your money"?!?

Spend a day with Martha in the slammer. It could be a new reality show. "Scared Straight with Martha Stewart", dare to keep your kids away from pastels.

Seafood fork
Salad fork
Meat fork
Dessert fork
Ice cream fork
Pickle fork
I think there's a potato chip fork too

Yes, I read way too much Miss Manners. I bet there are other forks out there I'm not thinking of.

Fish Fry, French Fries, Cole Slaw.....

Forked tongue

What is an ice cream fork???

Once I tried a little "Martha", by putting out guest towels in the guest bedroom tied with a pretty ribbon. My mother-in-law wouldn't use them; they were too pretty.

So much for Martha-izing!

I'll take some of that fish, french fries and coleslaw along with a slice of that chocolate cake, some of Andy's pizza and hotdogs, the cheese cake.. but I'll pass on the apple and ice cream.............MAN! I'm hungry and it isn't even lunch time yet.

More ideas for Martha Stewart's next show:
"The color for fall is orange, particularly when it comes to jumpsuits. Martha is modeling this lovely one for us right now. And don't forget the accents! Don't those lovely silver braclets go well with that nice orange color! Oh, that's a clever idea, attaching the two braclets with silver chains..they almost look like handcuffs!"

Who needs a potato chip fork... I use a spoon.

Now lets hear about the different types of spoons (they're gett'n left out)...

Dinner fork?

A wider toothed fork for eating ice cream with of course!

Teaspoon
Tablespoon
Iced tea spoon
Jelly spoon
Sugar spoon
Soup spoon
Consomme spoon
Demitasse spoon

Ummmmm........

serving spoon
slotted spoon

Hmm......

And the dish ran away with the spoon!!

Simplify life and use 3 spoons.
1- Big spoon - for serving
2- Smaller spoon - for eating and not having my wife yell that I shouldn't eat with the big spoon
3- Ice-tea spoon - for getting to the bottom of the ice cream container and not getting a bowl dirty.

Wait! There's more forks:

Tuning Fork
Pitch Fork

Also use that Iced-tea spoon to stir my 32 oz. mug of coffee, with skim milk and sugar, to get me going every morning . . .

I think it was a flaming demitasse spoon that got Richard Pryor in trouble