Okay, we've got some funny stuff sprinkled throughout this Thread.
The loser in Iran, and I mean that literally. Anyone heard of Islamic justice? Steal and you could lose a hand.
The one-liners. Try this on for size. I'm a former pro trumpeter so I can say these things. What do you call a trombone player without a girlfriend?
Homeless!!
Why is a viola like a lawsuit?
Everyone 's happiest when the case is closed!
I got a million of 'em.
And I, for one, liked the one about the termite and the bartender.
Andy, your sample toilet policy is superb!
We will be closed for Veteran's Day. Last year, for the first time ever, we were going to open on Veteran's Day. Then 9/11 happenned. Mgt. realized that honoring the nation's vets by opening for business on "their" day was not a wise move.
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