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#497128 - 02/10/06 06:45 PM
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it's friiiiiiii-daaaaaayyyy! yee-haw! i so can't wait to get off work and enjoy the weekend--the weather here in sd is supposed to be perfect. ::walks over and hops on the barstool and winks at pirate. sees the dark figure sitting at the end of the bar..hmmm..must be that x fellow:: audit's got me down boys....and f*** FDICIA!!! can i get a chilled double shot of stoli vanilla and a side of coke please???
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#497130 - 02/10/06 06:47 PM
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#497131 - 02/10/06 06:47 PM
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I'll take you home Slick. But I am assuming it is going to take me a while to get from Daytona Beach to "Wherever you want to be". So sit tight, have a few more drinks and I will be there.
Last edited by Bimmer; 02/10/06 06:49 PM.
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#497135 - 02/10/06 06:51 PM
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Since it is my last day, I ordered pizza for everyone!!  Can I get another corona please?
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#497140 - 02/10/06 06:57 PM
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Let's run with the mexican food theme I had at lunch...how about a HUGE margarita on the rocks with salt!
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#497141 - 02/10/06 07:00 PM
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#497143 - 02/10/06 07:02 PM
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Hey slick, I used to be Raiderette...
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#497144 - 02/10/06 07:02 PM
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Thanx EnJnD's MOM your the best Best of luck at your new job!!!
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#497146 - 02/10/06 07:04 PM
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i know.....did i miss something??....
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#497147 - 02/10/06 07:05 PM
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Another round for me, and if you see search me around go ahead and pour one for her..
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#497148 - 02/10/06 07:12 PM
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I'll take another and send Slick whatever she would like. Please
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#497150 - 02/10/06 07:14 PM
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Dear Diary, I am like soooo pissed! I know you don't read the paper, because you don't have eyes, but some crazy popper-rotsee (sp?) took a picture of me, driving in my car, minding my own business, with my baby TASTEFULLY sitting on my lap as I sped away down the Specific Coast Highway. Now the press is having a feel day with it! They are calling me the worst mother since my own. I don't think they realize how difficult it is to be a mother, trying to lose all that weight.
Whew! Sorry to unload on you like this, but I want at least one person (you are like a best friend!) to know the truth.
I had just come out of the Malibu Starbucks with my non-fat Caramel Mocha Ding [censored] (I get that everyday, yum!) and then I see all these camera guys crowded around my trunk, so I am thinking, oh my God, they are going to break into my trunk and take my baby out. So I did what any good, worried mother would do. I hid in the bathroom and smoked. Then it hit me. I needed to get my baby out of arm's way! So I put on my makeup, ran out of there and grabbed my baby.
Then I got in my car and screamed at the pauper-rachtsee (that is Mexican for photography, BTW). I pealed out of there! My bodyguard, the one I just hired, was in the passenger's seat doing nothing the whole time. So I told him to grab the wheel as I tried to hold my steaming hot coffee at least a foot above my baby's head while I hid my cigarettes. (I'm trying to quit, so I try to hide them from myself! CLEVER.)
Now everyone is mad at me, and I am the top story, even above the death of Loretta Scott Key, the singer of our national anthem.
I can't believe that I am public enemy No. 1 when there are not only killers out there, but murderers too as well. Really, is it so wrong to drive with a baby in your lap, windows down, along a road bound by a ravine that descends 200 feet into the ocean, in a car chase? It's not like I was about to crash. And besides, aren't babies' bones made of rubber anyway? I'm just saying.
BTW, Kevin and I got divorced again last night.
Slick
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You got it. ::pours and hands it over::
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