**WARNING: The posts contained in this thread/bar may be offensive to some viewers. If you abuse or go too far with a post you will be reported and I will send my flying monkeys out to shove bananas up your ass** Now, I think we need some drinks and music eh? Let's get it started! ::flips down the house lights and starts up some generic trance music until a request is made::

dude, forget trance, Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon, but I think thats a soundtrack for a different substance

Can you hook a local up with a nice 18 YO. Macallan? Neat please.

We can play it until the naives complain. ::pops in DSotM:: What'll ya have?

serve me up a yeigerbomb brothers!

I just want a shot man... Make it Everclear and put it in a dirty glass. I wanna wake up in a ditch somewhere with no memory...

i want a red bull and vodka please, better give me two

So Pirate, what kind of banking business are you in over there in Daytona?

Slick - red bull and vodka (like yeigermeister) is called a yeigerbomb (just in case you want to use some new lingo in the bar)

Just vodka for me, if you would be so kind...

haha, slick! - we're on the same page here sista

The good stuff please...

ARGHH!! Here's a twenty for the jar mate! How bout a bucket of bud lights.... and get em all a round

Damnit...I hate coming into Pirate's bar. I just walked in and got hit over the head by a scallywag with a peg leg. Now I have a knot...but I will have a white Russian to cure the pain.

My dearest Pirate...single malt scotch for me. One ice cube and a quiet corner. It's been a rough two weeks...

Should you quit your job?

What does your candy heart say?

What kind of kisser are you?

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A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left-wing liberal drunk.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.