Good one!

BEEN THERE!DONE THAT ALREADY! ( A PET PEEVE)
SORRY YOU ARE HAVING TO GO THROUGH THAT, HUSBAND FROZE DURING THE WINTER BECAUSE I KEPT A FAN ON ME!

"You have no ideal what I went through to get this."

:rolls eyes:

"Hey, hey! 'Member that time when..."

:smacks head on wall:

Overly dramatic yawners and sneezers.

People who block walkways, sidewalks, etc. and do not move when they see you coming.

People who are thoughtful enough to offer you something (food, beverage, etc.) but will not accept "no thank you" for an answer (are you sure? It's really good...).

People who offer unsolicited advice.

People who ask you a question and then interrupt you 0.4 seconds into your answer because they know what you are going to say and they know it is wrong.

Every other car on the road. It's like George Carlin says, "Everyone driving slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac."

Sat by man in emergency room one night, I thought I was going to have to go get my gun, he converstaion consisted You see what I'm saying, You know what I mean! GRRRRRR!

Carribean or Caribeyan (sp obviously)??

People that speed up when you try to pass them.

Loan officers that question everything you say.

OOH! I confess: I speed up when someone has been riding on my bumper and then starts to pass!

I think this may be a midwest thing...

When people say 'borrow' instead of 'loan' or 'lend'.

For example:
I borrowed that book to my friend so that they could learn to speak correctly.

AARRGGHHH!!!

People who presume to think they know what I'm thinking when they don't know me well enough to read me correctly. (and they're not willing to take the time to learn)

I hate when people add an R to words that dont have an R at the end.

Such as "idear" for idea

I think that is forgivable. Riding on ones bumper is never acceptable and also a pet peeve of mine. When I look in my rearview mirror and only see the top of your car...you are too close!!!

Thank You! as I bow my head in shame because I could cause someone to get hurt, mainly me!

People (especially co-workers) who need to put you down to feel good about themselves.

People who always know exactly what you are going thru, "I had to do that one time, it was ----------" no matter what it is you are going thru

Having to accept situations I just DON'T WANT TO ACCEPT!!

Really careful drivers (just turn the stupid car already)

Traffic turn signals that barely last long enough for one car to turn

When you're eating a chicken pesto pizza and realize too late that the olive oil has been dripping on your shirt and made a noticeable stain--one that cannot be lifted out with dish soap.

We should be able to set those witches on fire!

Pet peeve: it's illegal to set certain people on fire

No kidding, the last time I set a customer on fire... Um.. actually do to the gag order I can't really talk about it, but I'm sure you get the idea...things didn't really go well...

One of my friends is even worse than that!

Good one, rainman.

Along the lines of story toppers are people who embellish a story over time so what began as really not much of a story at all has blossomed into the greatest story ever told.

LOVE the SNL skit with the chick who has to top everyone.

i know the guy who wrote that skit!

sales calls

people who talk on their cell phones in restaurants (you know, the really LOUD cell phone talkers)

parents who allow their children to behave badly

I hate when someone rides your bumper. My husband will brake to try to get the message through to them that they're too close, but I worry about them rear ending us. I go slower, and if they don't get the message, even s-l-o-w-e-r. They will usually back off.

ooo, i hate those walkie-talkie phones!

also,i hate people that walk around with blue tooths as if they are SO important that they must be able to field a vital phone call at a moment's notice. save it for the car, clown!