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#800195 - 08/22/07 03:54 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Sandy Beech
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In hades.
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So there's more meat for me.
If I'm here, where are you?
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#800197 - 08/22/07 03:58 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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because people are stupid...
Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
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#800207 - 08/22/07 04:06 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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it's hungry When did bad grammar and poor spelling become fashionable!? 
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#800216 - 08/22/07 04:11 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Becka Marr
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when ebonics was created
Why couldnt Jack Sprat eat fat?
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#800222 - 08/22/07 04:17 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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because his wife ate it all
why do little kids eat boogers?
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#800223 - 08/22/07 04:17 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Because his wife at all the fat, so there wasn't any left for Jack.
Why are there locks on the convenience stores that are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, all year long?
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#800227 - 08/22/07 04:21 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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so you can ask questions about it
why do dogs stick their noses out car windows but hate when peeps blow in their faces?
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#800248 - 08/22/07 04:40 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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because they wouldn't enjoy the party
Why don't police use SUVs for their squad cars?
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#800264 - 08/22/07 04:54 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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cause then they wouldn't be able to say squad car anymore.
why do doughnuts have holes?
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#800269 - 08/22/07 04:59 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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all the better to see you with, my dear!
why is a corkscrew called a corkscrew when it unscrews a cork?
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#800270 - 08/22/07 05:01 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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how do you think the cork got there in the first place????
Why can't dogs poop in the toilet?
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#800273 - 08/22/07 05:03 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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they slide on the porcelain.
What's the squared route of PI?
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#800275 - 08/22/07 05:04 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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interstate 64
why do police wear hats?
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#800276 - 08/22/07 05:05 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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WOW - slow connection I am 3 questions behind.
Einstein = Cause he was afraid of scissors and it was cut with a flame.
Police = Hats are to keep spare donuts handy.
Why is blind luck luckier than plain luck?
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#800277 - 08/22/07 05:06 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Beige
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to hide their big heads...
Who was the guy that invented the straw?
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#800282 - 08/22/07 05:10 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Clown Boy
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blind luck - you don't even see it coming!!
The guy that invented the straw - the same guy that makes his dog fetch beer.
Why is pizza round?
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#800299 - 08/22/07 05:22 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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He did - he just couldn't say it loud enought for anyone to hear.
Why is rain wet?
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