toadstools.


why does coffee smell so good and taste so bad?

your tastebuds are sprained.

why do stools have 4 legs?

because breath is a noun, not a verb

Why do people leave holiday decorations up long after the holiday is over?

they are still trying to figure out which are the days that make up the 12 days of christmas.

on a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?


(sidebar: 2000!!!!!!!!!!!! woo hoo!!!!!!)

depends - did he pick the roses up at the gas station??


what would you do if you saw 99 red balloons go by?



note to mag - you're diamond now, baby!!

it depends if they were luft or not.

why would a sheep commit suicide?

he was on the lamb and close to getting caught.

why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

why would a sheep commit suicide?

his boyfriend from arkanssas broke up with him...

ewe are kidding!!!!




good one!!!!



they fly in a v.

why was alice in chains?

because the Mad Hatter was mad!

Why is it called Pepsi?

because it gives the drinker pep, see?

why are you and ewe pronounced the same way?

because it's not Coke

What is Purple Rain?

rain that isn't red, QB. duh...

are you ready?

ready for the world!!


what's the reason for the flap on the back of a naval officer's shoulders?

It is a dandruff catcher

DQ - question please... unless you are using your tagline for your question...

Yeah, so, I am in a feisty mood today, what of it?

I think that question just may be retorical (sp?)

i think it's feed a fever.

why are feathers fluffy?

to catch me when i fall..


Why are mens buttons on the opposite side of womens buttons? (pants, shirts..etc)

they are right handed.

why are bubbles round?

so they float


Why does bleach make your whites whiter?

it's got high cholesterol.

why is lead heavy?

Because it always wanted to be thin and light, but reality is bitter some times.

Does the sun shine at night?

only if the batteries are new.

where is heaven?