I've been doing this in another forum and it can be really fun. please remember this is not to harrass anyone!!!

the title makes it self explanatory, but you might ask:

why does my cat insist on winding herself around my ankles?

the next poster might answer:

because you are her captor and she is trying to assassinate you.

get it? okay...


why do birds fly?

Because they want to poop on people's heads.


Why does my cat race me down the steps every morning?

Because if they walked, they wouldn't be able to poop on peoples' heads.

Why do the buffalo roam?

Because they don't have houses.

Why do the antelope play?

beacuse there is nothing else for them to do.

Why does my kitten run between my legs when I am walking only to get kicked in the head repeatedly (by accident of course)?

Because they are obsessed with Shakespeare.

Your cats race you down the steps every day, because they're convinced you're Mario Andretti.

Why isn't there a comma by the numbers on the right of my keyboard?

because it ran off with the colon.

why is rain wet?

because it can't afford an umbrella.

Why is night so dark?

Then it would be day.

Why do some men have no common sense?

because the sun has to get laid, too.

what's the difference between an orange? (i was really asked this once..)

its orange and round


why is my bosses boss such a biotch?

so they can effectively communicate with women

Why doesn't the ACLU complain about "In God We Trust" on money?

because the company has to make money

why must teenagers fall in love?

because falling in holes gets dangerous.

why are trees tall?

if they were short they would be weeds.

Why is the sun so bright this morning?

to make things worse if you are hungover

Why is winter so cold?

Why is it that when it rains, it pours?

Why can't you cry over spilled milk?

the powder would get wet

why do fools rush in?

so the darwin theory will eliminate them

what aren't french fries called french fries in france

so weirdos can rush out.


why is the sky blue?

to match your eyes

why do flips flop?

becuase if it wasn't blue, we'd have to change all the country songs about it

why haven't the democrats woken up and converted to republican?

takes two to have a party

why is the devil a queen?

because queens are fabulous and who wouldn't want to be fabulous?

why are flamingos pink?

they are the largest consumers of pepto bismol (little known fact)

why won't my dog go when i know she has to go?