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#800029 - 08/22/07 01:54 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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I tried to get to know him - but he's always baked.
Do you like pina colada?
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#800049 - 08/22/07 02:07 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Bailey.
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because crack is still illegal
What time is it when cow jumps over the moon?
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Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
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#800063 - 08/22/07 02:22 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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her cousins from Arkansas came to visit
why did the chicken cross the road?
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#800065 - 08/22/07 02:22 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Sandy Beech
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She started counting them and fell asleep....
If 2 and 2 makes four then why don't canoes have handlebars?
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I'll be in the hospital bar.
Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
Well, this is why people hate hospitals.
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#800066 - 08/22/07 02:25 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
doobydoobydoo
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It's time for a drink!
What's the first thing ya know?
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#800100 - 08/22/07 02:49 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Sandy Beech
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W-H-I-S-K-E-Y
If three's company, whats 37?
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I'll be in the hospital bar.
Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
Well, this is why people hate hospitals.
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#800117 - 08/22/07 03:03 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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because the weed of crime bears bitter fruit.
why does seasoned salt give me crazy dreams?
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#800121 - 08/22/07 03:08 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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martika's father.
why do we say a dog "barks" when it sounds nothing like "bark"?
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#800131 - 08/22/07 03:13 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Becuase it never took anything serious.
How did Dr. Pepper get through Med School?
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#800132 - 08/22/07 03:13 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Sandy Beech
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what isnt silly putty...
why are stop signs red?
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I'll be in the hospital bar.
Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
Well, this is why people hate hospitals.
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#800153 - 08/22/07 03:32 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Sandy Beech
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because i said so.
why am i "white" when i'm really more of a peachy-yellow?
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#800161 - 08/22/07 03:37 PM
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Dip
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because everyone's a little bit racist
why do women obssess about their weight?
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#800168 - 08/22/07 03:40 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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Constable On Patrol
why don't they call them firepeople since women do it as well
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#800179 - 08/22/07 03:45 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
HappyGilmore
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because the firepeople are an alien race living on Jupiter
Why is the signal for a car to go green, and the signal for a pedestrian to walk white?
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#800187 - 08/22/07 03:51 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Sandy Beech
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because if they went the other way, we'd all have to walk backwards.
why did women start shaving their legs, pits, etc?
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