Because then you'll get the stupid song stuck in your head for the rest of the day just like I have just done! THANKS MAG!!!

Why does Peter Pan make Peanut Butter???

it was just on the ipod. i wanted to share!!

Peter Pan makes peanut butter because he's got to feed those brats something!!

Why are there no female keebler elves?

Because elves have achieved immortality which (sadly) requires no reproduction.

If catching fish is called "fishing," why isn't hunting deer called "deering?"

Because you dont fish for deer....

WHen the sky "opens up" who closes it?

faeries...

why does gum lose it's flavor so fast?

Because Willy Wonka was abducted to keep the forever flavorful recipe underground.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

depends what it is clapping against....could be called a snap

Why is Chicken of the Sea really tuna?

cause real chickens can't swim

when a moose flatulates in the forest can anyone smell it?

No, they have a natural supply of Bean-O.

If at first you don't succeed, isn't it better to kick something?

well, yes - unless it is an anvil

Why do you kick the bucket when you die?

to make room for the shovel.

why do blonds have more fun?

to signal the nurse you are dead

sox didn't ask a question?

blondes have more fun because they are funny

why do snakes molt?

so they don't melt.

was "sox didn't ask a question?" your question?

No but if it was, Sox didn't ask a question because Sox has all the answers

Why do raccoons wash the meal rather than washing their hands before the meal?

Beacuse they know where their hands have been.

Why do baboons have purple heineys?

It's Gods way of showing his sense of humor.

Why does my cat like to sleep on my chest?

because with all that hair, its like a feather bed

why are cats snobs?

The lost out on the manners department when they accepted the ability of land on all four.

What's in that blue bottle?

Water...I promise...

why do roses die so quickly?

To discourage us from picking them.

Are Tic-Tacs meant to annoy everyone when you carry them in your pocket?

Only if you carry them in the plastic container and not loose in your pocket.

Why are objects in the passenger side mirror closer than they appear?

So you can pretend you're farther away.

Why is Rizzo so friggin hot?

cause she is so close to the sun

why does the eclipse have to be in the middle of the night?

Because it is bad for your eyes, so you usually sleep through it.

Why do some people say somnambulator instead of sleep-walker?