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#803681 - 08/28/07 12:58 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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It's the only big word they know.
Why do witches wear pointy hats?
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#803713 - 08/28/07 01:48 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Beige
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because they were dunces in school
why can cats see better at night?
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#803759 - 08/28/07 02:22 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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blue was already taken by sky.
why do we answer the telephone by saying, "hello?"
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#803761 - 08/28/07 02:24 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Saying goodbye wouldn't get the converstaion very far.
Where do our memories go?
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#803766 - 08/28/07 02:24 PM
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Bailey.
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cause we always think it is the devil on the other line
how can you give a rat's behind?
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#803770 - 08/28/07 02:28 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Where do our memories go?
um, i put mine in the file marked "m"... 
how can you give a rat's behind?
the farmers wife can tell you... oh wait, those were mice. why are the letters on the keyboard in that order?
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#803945 - 08/28/07 04:39 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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good one. totally.
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#804132 - 08/28/07 06:40 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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why are the letters on the keyboard in that order? To help people who can't spell How many lightbulbs does it take to change a building contractor?
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#804138 - 08/28/07 06:43 PM
Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Becka Marr
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3 aggies
why is the ocean salty?
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#804142 - 08/28/07 06:46 PM
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fish pee.
Why do fingernails grow faster than toenails?
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#804160 - 08/28/07 06:57 PM
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they get more light
why aren't ears the same shape?
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#804252 - 08/28/07 08:10 PM
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the design was too complicated.
What happened to the 3-Item Non Sequitur thread?
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#804324 - 08/28/07 08:54 PM
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Becka Marr
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multiple complaints way up the ladder
why was the Chevey Nova called that?
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#804334 - 08/28/07 09:04 PM
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because it was designed to explode.
why is the grass always greener on the other side?
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#804340 - 08/28/07 09:06 PM
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Becka Marr
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because we have very bad eyesight
what is on the other side of the mountain?
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#804357 - 08/28/07 09:13 PM
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"She" is, and she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes.
Why doesn't root beer come in 40 ouncers?
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#804361 - 08/28/07 09:14 PM
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not enough roots...
why are BOL peeps so damn funny?
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#804372 - 08/28/07 09:21 PM
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We're crazy from banking!
Why is cake so dang tasty?
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#804374 - 08/28/07 09:23 PM
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the commies make it so to destroy our country
why is mountain dew yellow?
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#804406 - 08/28/07 09:44 PM
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It's made from pine sap and bear urine
Why do ships vanish in the Bermuda Triangle?
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#804408 - 08/28/07 09:45 PM
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Cause the giant octopuses gobble them up!!
Why is tape sticky?
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#804411 - 08/28/07 09:47 PM
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If it wasn't, it would be called "ribbon."
If oranges weren't orange, what would we call them?
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#804413 - 08/28/07 09:49 PM
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mutant grapefruit
Why do people get warts?
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