Pretending to work.


Isn't that what you're doing?

no, I'm actually thinking if the chlorine block I put it the pool over the weekend will keep my pool clean with the rain we are getting.



Isn't that what you were thinking?

I'm thinking of will this rain ever end and will it ever warm up. It's been in the 60's way too long.


Do you think anyone will miss me if I leave at noon and just head south until it gets warm?

we'll miss you!



so do tell about your softball team? are you winning games?

The women's team I coach is 2-0.


Is that the team you're wondering about?

yes, that's what I was asking about- your team you coach.




Am I that bad at asking a question?

I play on a men's softball team and am getting ready to play/coach a coed team.


Do you think softball is controlling my summer?

No, I think the women are controlling your summer.


Should I keep taking these?

Only if they taste good.



Is it lunch time yet?

Yes, I could really use a massage right now.



Wouldn't it be great if you could get one at work?

I hope not...

Why do guys like those skeevie chicks in the strip clubs, anyway?

Probably not.


Do you think any of the men would be working if they did?

They are women who take their clothes off when asked. Yep. That's about it.



Do women really want total equality?

Nope, just universal domination.

Does that frighten y'all?

It should.

Why don't men listen very well?

Sure.

What can you tell me?

no not right now - I've had enough of your secrets.





Do you think Excess coaches/plays enough softball?

The real question is, does Excesses' spouse or SO think they coach or play enough softball? (Q&A)

I'm not tied down yet.



Do women always feel the need to play matchmaker?