Yes

Have you ever done anything illegal intentionally?

Yes

Sex... more or better?

I went to college. Last time I checked, having a beer at 19 is illegal.

Have your parents ever *caught* you?

Both.. if I had to choose, better.


Why are my feet so damn cold?

both

high or low maintenance?

Nope.
Not so low maintenance you're a slob, not so high, you're retarded.


short hair, medium hair, long hair?

Mine? Long, His short


Friend or foe?

I try to be everyone's friend, but find many foes in the process.
(Let the Neo Bashing begin, )

Snow storm or rain storm?

Rain storm with lots of lightning.

Do you like to cuddle?

Yes please

Was that an offer?

Either, as long as the maintenance performed justifies the output

Why oh why is there no eye rolling emoticon????

Snow storm.

Burger King or McDonalds?

Burger king.

Why do people not answer my questions?

Because people can't stay in order.


Will they ever see the light?!

Nope, because they were blinded by it.

When can I go home?

You can never go home!!




Do you want more money or larger assets?

Larger assets....hee hee hee


Party Hat or noise maker?

Noise maker.


Screamer and squealer?

Screamer....

Have you ever eaten dog/cat food?

Yes, but not on purpose ...

Ever done it at your desk?

Eaten dog food at my desk? Never!

Sit or stand to pee

Yes - when I was young and poor I had a bowl of (Holiday, I think) wafered dry dog food moistened with some soup and i shared it with my dog, Mariah.

edited to add a question:
Would you rather have it cold and no snow or cold and snow?

Can I say Neither? That's my answer.

Who really tests pet food to make sure it's the flavor they advertise?